WATCH: Zachary Quinto Fall Down, Go Boom

Homosexual Star Trek actor and former Tori Spelling plaything Zachary Quinto stars in an amazing new movie that is 41 seconds long and which even The Hollywood Reporter will have to love. Co-stars include: His dog, the paparazzi, a T-bone steak, and what might be a butcher covered in blood. Is this some leaked footage from a Funny Or Die skit?

Now let’s go behind the scenes!