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WATCH: Zack Morris Is Thrilled To Be A Gay Sex Symbol, Welcomes Your Gay Fantasies

We knew things on Chelsea Lately would be hella gay once Ross Matthews took over hosting duties for the night, but we never expected it to be this gay.

Guest host Matthews had the pleasure of interviewing Mark-Paul Gosselaar (read: Zack Morris) and his Franklin & Bash costar Breckin Meyer on last night’s show, but the pleasure was all MPG’s, apparently. The conversation took a sticky turn when MPG reminded Matthews of an old interview he gave Howard Stern, in which he named Justin Timberlake and Zack Morris as men who influenced him in childhood, or as MPG explained, “another way of saying who you masturbated to.”

Following a stunned reaction from the audience, MPG gave an excited fist pump and screamed “Yes! Ross masturbates to me!” Huzzah! Why can’t all straight men react this way?

So naturally, we’re dying to know: Who “influenced” you when you were younger?