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We Knew Gay Marriage Would Lead To Man-Animal Marriage, But Animal-Animal Marriage?

From the Dept. of Too Freakin’ Adorable For Words: Meet Bruno and Solomon, New York’s first-ever gay married felines. The kitties, who live at the cat adoption center Ollie’s Place, where visitors are encouraged to play with the animals, got “married” last night in a commitment ceremony on the Upper East Side. But because these are gay cats, the nuptials took place, of course, at a karaoke bar. And yes, they registered.

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8 Comments

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones

    KITTEHS!

    Considering the feline’s personality, you know that marriage will be really…catty.

  • Becky911

    CUTE

  • Oh boy

    Oh I want them!

  • justiceontherocks

    They look like dykes to me.

  • DavidKCMO

    Please somebody make up a backstory on pretend humans these KUH-YOOT fur piggies own……

  • divkid

    double pussy shot on queerty???!!!
    what are you thinking!

    a couple of kinsey sixers will have already lost their lunch!
    ive broke out in hives and im a kinsy 4!

  • divkid

    double pussy shot on queerty?!
    what are you thinking!
    a couple of kinsey sixers will have already lost their lunch!
    ive broke out in hives and im a kinsy 4!

  • divkid

    double p*ssy shot on queerty???!!!
    what are you thinking!
    a couple of kinsey sixers will have already lost their lunch!
    ive broke out in hives and im a kinsy 4!

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