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We Knew Gay Marriage Would Lead To Man-Animal Marriage, But Animal-Animal Marriage?

From the Dept. of Too Freakin’ Adorable For Words: Meet Bruno and Solomon, New York’s first-ever gay married felines. The kitties, who live at the cat adoption center Ollie’s Place, where visitors are encouraged to play with the animals, got “married” last night in a commitment ceremony on the Upper East Side. But because these are gay cats, the nuptials took place, of course, at a karaoke bar. And yes, they registered.