QUEERTY CONTEST — Underwear company Activeman has, to capitalize on a re-popularized interest in gay pride and our belief that all of us can look good in the right pair of garments, released the “Rainbow Pride Jockstrap.” It’s either a way to send the clearest signal about your sexuality at your next white party (besides, you know, being at a white party) or the most horrific fashion statement since men’s leggings.
That said, we’re willing to bet some of you have the balls — and ass — to pull this off. Or at least we’re hoping. If you’re 18 or over (and only if you’re 18 or over), grab yourself a Rainbow Pride Jockstrap (you can pick one out from International Jock in regular white or black, or swimmer white or black), photograph yourself in it (full body shot, with face, required), and dammit, make yourself look sexy.
We’ll cull through the submissions, pick our favorite, and courtesy InternationalJock.com, the winner will receive a $250 gift card to their online store.
You must submit the following to be considered:
• Full name. Please note in your email if you do not want your name published. We need it for our records.
• At least one photo (not from a cell phone camera, please) of your full body wearing the Rainbow Pride Jockstrap. The photo you submit MUST include your face for identification purposes. Please note if you do not want your face published (we will blur or crop it out).
• Certify in writing you are AGE 18 OR OVER. No submissions without the line “I CERTIFY I AM 18 YEARS OR OLDER” will be considered. Any submissions without this text WILL BE DELETED IMMEDIATELY.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
Send all this to [email protected] (Subject: Jockstrap Contest), then check back soon for a winner.
No purchase necessary to enter. You do not need to buy anything from InternationalJock.com to enter or win. Like, go borrow a friend’s jock if you want.
Vinman
I hope the pics you post are all NOT smooth hairless twinks like the above photo. I like rugged hairy guys in jock straps!
Jim
Hey, that’s Paul from the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency show. I think he’s effing amazing…..
Paul
Yup, that sure looks like Paul Vandervoort from JDMA – formerly A&F model and all round treat! They showed his ass on one episode that you could bounce a quarter off of. Yes, he is one to create dreams!
sioraiocht
How long do we have? I live in the UK and shipping might take a while…
alan brickman
can I also have the cuteness wearing it? a real good deal for sure!!
scott
ok. that’s just really ugly. couldn’t they have made it look sexier.
Jman
How the hell…I find this extremely offensive. Let’s make a contest to see who looks best in this gay pride jock strap.
I’m all for gay pride, but I don’t think it’s a joke or something to be used for competition.
Is the competition to see who has more gay pride, or just who looks best wearing the gay pride jock strap. Do you even need to be gay to enter?
This competition makes no sense if it’s just about who looks best. That means those that really are proud to be gay, but just aren’t attractive, don’t get free money because of it.
Wow, and I thought the homophobes were offensive, you guys should be ashamed.
ousslander
the best part is you can get the rainbow jockstrap in black, white or swimmer white.
What the hell is swimmer white?
scott
@ousslander: LOL. Maybe, it’s white with blue waves. I didn’t even notice that.
@Jman: You have a good point. I just found it offensive because it was poorly designed but your reasoning sounds more mature. LOL.
deusex
The “swimmer” refers to the style of the jockstrap and just means it’s a 1 1/4 inch wide waistband. I think it’s just poorly worded. Essentially, there’s four variations. Two have 3 inch wide waistbands (one black and one white) and two have the smaller waistbands (also one black and one white)
I think they’re actually very well designed. The rainbow effect is part of the weave and accomplished by changing the threads. There’s no seams. Activeman make traditional sports jockstraps so I’m not really sure how they could improve a rainbow version of their jock than what they have come up with.
Jman
@scott: I was partially concerned my comment would bring a lot of negativity, I’m pleased someone else sees my point and maybe agrees with it a little.
John
Is that a pee stain in those photos ? YUK !
WetWaffleSlag
Sweet! Shameless reciprocal marketing and glamourshots!
Roy Pyatt
What I find offensive is the fact that the jock strap is as empty as Bill O’Reilly’s head.
How to Get Six Pack Fast
Not that I’m impressed a lot, but this is a lot more than I expected when I stumpled upon a link on Delicious telling that the info here is awesome. Thanks.
gryphon77
How do we know when the contest has ended?