Darlings! We cannot put into words how pleased we are with the revival of Gay Speak, our attempt to catalogue as much gay vernacular as possible. Since its miraculous resurrection, we’ve gotten some real doozies.
Barry, whose sick imagination knows know bounds, offered cum belching gutter slut, while PJ suggested its cousin: cum guzzling gutter slut, both of which warmed the cockles of our demented hearts. Eric’s anal spelunker made us laugh out loud, and we absolutely j’adore Jim’s alliteratively astounding mangina muncher.
While these are all great, we want more. So, this weekend, while you nurse a hang over, suck a dick, or do whatever it is people with lives do, conjure up some more. Remember, whichever contribution elicits the most twisted giggles gets a prize. What is said prize, you ask? We can’t say, but it’s better than anything you could ever imagine.
So, what happens if you don’t participate? Let’s just put it this way: when we’re through with you, you’ll look worse than the petrified zombie that is Giorgio Armani. Not cute.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
Bob
A salonista I know uses the phrase “punch the kitten” when referring to anal sex.
ari frankel
my retarted breeder friend always busts out the ‘grundlelicker’ one
Cody
So I thought these were good….
Bone smuggler
Sneaky butcher (he slides the meat in the back door)
Sausage kennel
Christopher
OK FINE, HERE IS ONE MY STRAIGHT FRIEND GAVE ME….IM NOT SURE WHY HE SPENDS SO MUCH TIME LOOKING AT ASS HOLES BUT HERE WE GO….
“THE RUSTY SHERIFFS BADGE” HE SAYS WHEN HE SAW HIS, IT LOOKED LIKE A RUSTY SHERIFFS BADGE…..HOW SWEET.
FizziekruntNT
Chocolate starfish?
FizziekruntNT
“Hi, Cumhole!”
“Well just LOOK what the rectum dragged in…”
“That bitch is a sperm burglar. Keep her far FAR away from your man.”
“Snootiebootie over there’s had more coke in his bunghole than a Columbian drug smuggler.”