Yo yo yo, whassup homies? We just chillin this weekend, checkin out all the AMAZING AND INFORMATIVE posts on Queerty. Actually, these are just the fun ones, who cares about the news? A few highlights from the week:
• Okay, first: We didn’t write about this yet but we’re putting it in here anyway. What is Hollywood’s obsession with putting Elijah Wood in these angry violent fight-club movies? The dude was a Hobbit, he looks like a Hobbit, he will always be a Hobbit. No one wants to see her him with a shaved head. So tired.
• Madonna at Coachella. So cool. Music festivals are so totally the new gay party. Circuit parties are over. And here are Madonna’s W photos, as well as her sketches by Gaultier.
• Chris is going to win, we love Paris even though she’s gone, and Mandisa was cut because America is prejudiced against heavy people. Or so we think.
• Casting call: Gays getting married? WE Television wants you. If they want to put you on the show, let us know, we’ve dealt with reality-TV producers before.
• Did you know those internet porn models get paid, like, $7500? What the hell are we doing working here? Yeah yeah yeah he got arrested, but that’s just because he’s in the military. WE’RE NOT. Sign us up please.
• Marc Jacobs’ BF on HX. Does anyone care? Is this what gay news has come to?
• and a re-visit from last Friday: Have you seen the video of Brian Joubert working out his legs? It’s been on the internet for a while, but we’re putting it up again just to make sure.
