Ugandan Muslim cleric Sheikh Ramathan Shaban Mubajje sure does have some wacky ideas.
In what may be a latent love for all things Aaron Spelling, Mubajje suggested Uganda send all the unsavory gays to an island: a proposition he presented to the President.
I asked President Museveni to get us an island on Lake Victoria and we take these homosexuals and they die out there. If they [gays] die there then we shall have no more homosexuals in the country.
Wait a second, didn’t somebody already think of that: it’s called Fire Island and it’s way steamy. Only the gays on Fire Island don’t die.
In fact, the island just gives them strength and mindless fodder for a minimum of two months.
How about we take this to the next level?
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WWH
For the other ten months the gays migrate to Manhattan. We gays love our islands!
PJ
Everybody knows that homosexuality is the new leprosy. Our missionaries even have their own position.