Ugandan Muslim cleric Sheikh Ramathan Shaban Mubajje sure does have some wacky ideas.
In what may be a latent love for all things Aaron Spelling, Mubajje suggested Uganda send all the unsavory gays to an island: a proposition he presented to the President.
I asked President Museveni to get us an island on Lake Victoria and we take these homosexuals and they die out there. If they [gays] die there then we shall have no more homosexuals in the country.
Wait a second, didn’t somebody already think of that: it’s called Fire Island and it’s way steamy. Only the gays on Fire Island don’t die.
In fact, the island just gives them strength and mindless fodder for a minimum of two months.