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Well-Adjusted Children Are Proof Gay Parenting Is Unnatural

All those studies that prove lesbians and gay men make better parents than heterosexuals willfully ignore that their criteria for such rash judgment is incorrect! Children who can sit still in the classroom as kids, don’t act out as tweens, forego unprotected sex as teens, and go on to graduate college and join the workforce are in fact evidence that homosexual parenting is in direct violation of the way god intended human beings to grow!

Kids are supposed to be screw ups, disappoint their parents, and fail the lord’s teachings.

Moreover, that the studies conclude gay parents value themselves more after having children just goes to show how giving straight parents are, while The Gays are just in it for selfish reasons.