This post contains spoilers about Thursday evening’s episode of American Crime Story.
It also – hi there – contains an embarrassment of riches in the form of gifs featuring Darren Criss parading around in a pink Speedo.
Related: Darren Criss removes his Speedo to show off his stunning sunburn
Not to worry: we’re sure the entire scene will be making its way online sooner than later. Until then, this should be more than enough to keep you satiated. If it’s not, we don’t know what to tell you that doesn’t involve spools of duct tape and treating you like the gimp-in-training you’ve yet to realize you are.
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DarkZephyr
You assumed correctly! <3
Nowuvedoneit
Not really but then again there will be someone commenting why did you click, well cuz they asked a question, that’s why.
DarkZephyr
What question?
Bob LaBlah
I gave up on this series last night about forty minutes into the episode. I thought the first episode was horrific enough but I decided to be optimistic and give it a second chance. The problem is the film is not sequenced where you give a damn as to what is going to happen next. I can understand flashbacks thru Cunnaans life but the way their doing it you just don’t give a damn. And this feud between Versace’s sister and his lover (Ricky Martin) seems a bit underacted, to be nice. Martin is no actor and it shows.
Joseph
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Ricky Martin is great. The tension between him and Penelope Cruz is brilliant, you could cut the air with a knife.
Bob LaBlah
Sorry dear. Martin is wrong for that part.
Aunt Sharon
I think Ricky Martin is just fine, but Darren Criss isn’t much of a dancer,
Bob LaBlah
@Auntie Sharon…………..I think he’s fine too. Always did since he was a teenager (so help me those are the pics you ought to see) but he is no actor. I see Ricky Martin, the very entertaining singer but not a good cast actor.
Rex Huskey
queen, another.
geminibilly
He has insanely tiny and low-sitting nipples.
gaym50ish
I would rather see more of the guy on the bed.
MacAdvisor
And now we have proof that not all gay men can dance.
alllowercase
Actually he’s straight, but your point is still correct.
Keebler ILF
Perhaps it’s because I just finished watching a documentary about the making of the film Silence of the Lambs, but his dancing reminds me of that scene from the movie where Buffalo Bill was dancing.
https://youtu.be/OPUw_Ran66k
ptb2016
Aunt Sharon you clearly never watched Glee. Darren is a great mover and dancer, and I could watch him for hours!