Westboro Baptist Church Explains Its Font Choice

Far too often Westboring protesters are assumed to merely be holders of signs divided into three sections with sans-serif fonts featuring, mostly, one-syllable words. But they are more than that! Fred Phelps clan are human beings, capable of eloquent discourse and thoughtful dialogue on the issues they hold near and dear.

Yesterday we featured a photo of vlogger Zinnia Jones at the the University of Illinois at Chicago “just hanging out with some friends.” But she recorded her whole encounter to tape! Which means we get to go right inside the heads of the men and women protesting “the disobedient.” Which of course includes “the fags,” which this nation “has embraced.”

Not answered in this interview: Where do we buy those awesome hoodies?