'Now all she needs is a bikini and a Swedish accent!'

What Did This Puss Ever Do To You?

Here’s something Paris Hilton is going to love: Kitty Wigs. Seriously.

We’re talking about wigs for cats. Why the hell anyone would stick a head of fake hair on their cat is beyond us, but here’s what the creators have to say: “Kitty Wigs are a fun prop to be used to enhance playtime with your feline friends. They’re especially fun for photo sessions.” Sounds like a death wish.

Click through for photos of all four styles, along with the most ridiculous descriptions ever.