It’s way past New Year’s for this to count as a resolution video, so maybe this is a Valentine’s wish list? Either way, it wouldn’t be a Davey Wavey video without mixing self-help and homoerotics, with a little help from his hetero Internet friends.
Davey says when he made a similar list in the past, everything he wanted to “manifest” came true. Which means Tom Brady is done making babies with Gisele, he’s gonna make a deposit with a certain web personality.
Qjersey
Well he asked for it.
Things I’d like to manifest:
1) Blog editors who actually look up facts. If they can post, they can use an internet search…particularly for gay history stuff (e.g., Leonard Malkovich).
2) Vloggers who have something to offer other than their naked selves, cause really, would be watch Davey if he wasn’t naked?
3) Davey getting his “full time job” as a blogger, then having to get a real job after it fails.
4) Davey doing bukkake porn. After all if he can publicly proclaim wanting to drink a cum milkshake, this is the next step.
Same Crap
Shouldn’t he be volgging about the Olympics in his home country?
Nick
It’s Matlovich not Malkovich
Joe
Davey Wavey’s full time job after vlogging would probably be a useless Abercrombie and Fitch employee at some suburban Cleveland mall. Full stop.
me
He sent me a message on adam4adam.
Brad
So, Davey is not irrelevant yet?
pogobock
This is all Obama’s fault.
bellyup
Davey has a interesting and powerful charm. I like his directness and good attitude.
Brian NYC
He’s cute. But, there is no evidence that Destiny is real.
Just read The Four Agreements and create whatever you want.
Helen Lawson
The dark circles from all his meth smoking are getting worse. I’m still wondering how he’s relevant
scott ny'er
@Helen Lawson: LOL.
The other dude is kind of hot tho.
Derek
@Qjersey: Follow your own advice douche bag and be one “who actually look up facts. If they can post, they can use an internet search”
lolololololol
what a corn hole
Nick, nice call.
jimmy
Davey is from Rhode Island, not Canada.
Davey’s background in marketing and web development have served him well in generating readership for his blog, which is a commercial endeavor.
Davey is an athlete (gymnast) and doesn’t do drugs.
I’m not defending Davey; however, I do like facts. There are myriad issues I have with Mr. Wavey, but his veracity as to his lifestyle is not one of them.
FatIsLazy
It’s so obvious that the fat people need to attack Davey simply because he cares about his health and his appearance. The kid has some ideas and he’s willing to talk about them. For all of you more interested in all-you-can-eat-buffets, leave him alone.
I may not agree with him, but I’d love to rub lotion on his ass. I don’t even want to look at your fat asses. Yuk.
Andrew
He’s edible. He may be able to have a conversation, too.
That’s rare.
Dr.Bombay
He opened the “Davey Wavey Facebook Fan Page”? He has fans? As a psychologist, I can say the following: narcissistic complex, self-absorbed/egocentric, delusional, obsessive-compulsive, incapable of dealing with reality, and I could go on and on.
Please Queerty, this is not news. Spare us.
Brian NJ
These are confident guys. It helps my self-esteem watching them, and I love it. But can’t Dave get a muscle neck? I want more testosterone floating out of his ears.
Bayonet
@Brian NJ: IF you need to get a boost of self-esteem by watching these losers, you have a bigger problem than you think. Go see a shrink man…
MuscleBoy
Gay face + pencil neck + purse falling out of the mouth = Davey Wavey.
Brian NJ
@Bayonet
LOL! I have taken your advice, and seen a shrink. He slapped me! “That’s not self-esteem, you are feeling,” he said — “it’s madness — and pity. After a deep therapy session which took nine hours, I felt better. When I saw the video again, all I could see were slightly isolated, and way too girl-y, guys. I plumped them up in my mind with real confidence and imaginary roid smoothies. They became screaming, pink hulk creatures, leaving their apartments and chasing life down the street. Pure beauty.
Kamikapse
Ugh.. Davey Wavey is so annoying.. the only thing making this almost watchable is the other guy.
Whoddafunk?
I like Davey Wavey… why do so many people have to put out so much negativity? I would say that reveals a lot more mental instability than getting a confidence boost from a self-help guru.
Mike
I don’t have anything against Davey Wavey but why does this site keep giving him coverage?
Brian NYC
@Mike: Ahhhh, because he’s interesting and kinda nice to look at.
terrwill
Ya know, Davey is laughing all the way to the bank……….
Nolan
i just love all the people that write nasty things. they obviously watch davey so why hate him?(except for the guy who said would we watch him if had his shirt on) probably not, so i wont be mad at you đ