We’ve been following the Mark Foley scandal like would-be porn stars follow Michael Lucas. No matter how many opinions, facts, and testimonies come our way, we couldn’t stop wondering: what do Jacob and Joshua, the Jehovah’s Witness fag pop-star twins from Logo’s Nemesis: Rising, think about this whole mess?
Our anguish knew no bounds: we couldn’t eat, we couldn’t sleep. We couldn’t even masturbate! What’s more, The Golden Girls no longer made us laugh! We feared there’d be no escape from our nightmarish existence.
Luckily, those white knights over at Radar came to our rescue:
RADAR: So what do you think of Mark Foley?
JACOB: Nightmare! What a shame that a gay man gets thrust into the spotlight because he’s trying to molest children. That’s terrible PR.
JOSH: It’s like he just came out to try to, I don’t know, to injure the Democratic Party or something…. Jacob, why are you rolling your eyes at me right now?
JACOB: Stop talking.
JOSH: It’s like you’re so overwhelmed that I would be talking at all.
JACOB: He has no idea what he’s saying. God, just sit there and be quiet.
Obviously, Jacob’s the wiser of the brothers.
Now, let’s see what Dorothy and the posse are up to…