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What Is It About These Male Sex Dolls That’s So Creepy? Oh, Everything.

Screen Shot 2015-07-28 at 1.16.59 PMTired of putting in all the effort required to bring a cutie over for a roll in the hay but not quite ready to go asexual?

Well you can have your cake and screw it, too.

Sex dolls are nothing new, but the good folks at Sinthetics (see what they did there?) don’t produce your garden variety blow-up dolls.

They claim that each doll is “individually handmade by our talented team of professionals. You can feel confident knowing that all Sinthetics products have to pass rigorous inspections to meet our expectations of quality.”

But all that life-like contact is going to cost you.

The base price for a “basic male doll” starts at $5,900, but that’s before the bells and whistles. The company can create a custom body for $25,000, a custom head for $4,000, freckles for $50, custom eyes at $300, custom teeth for $150, tan lines for $250, tattoos for $150, a built-in heater for $300, and body hair for $75.

Nobody ever said dating was cheap.

Take a look at these very creepy dreamboats below, and head to the official site (NSFW) to check out what’s under the hood. Spoiler alert: one has an 11-inch penis:

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