Tired of putting in all the effort required to bring a cutie over for a roll in the hay but not quite ready to go asexual?
Well you can have your cake and screw it, too.
Sex dolls are nothing new, but the good folks at Sinthetics (see what they did there?) donât produce your garden variety blow-up dolls.
They claim that each doll is âindividually handmade by our talented team of professionals. You can feel confident knowing that all Sinthetics products have to pass rigorous inspections to meet our expectations of quality.â
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
But all that life-like contact is going to cost you.
The base price for a âbasic male dollâ starts at $5,900, but thatâs before the bells and whistles. The company can create a custom body for $25,000, a custom head for $4,000, freckles for $50, custom eyes at $300, custom teeth for $150, tan lines for $250, tattoos for $150, a built-in heater for $300, and body hair for $75.
Nobody ever said dating was cheap.
Take a look at these very creepy dreamboats below, and head to the official site (NSFW) to check out whatâs under the hood. Spoiler alert: one has an 11-inch penis:
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Martinez Abel
Jacob lol
Desert Boy
$25,000 for one of these creepy male dolls? Seriously?
Leon Wilborn
For the dude who has a lot of money but can’t get laid…
redcarpet30
The bodies are incredibly convincing. The heads and faces, not so much.
Martin Steele
Hmm the price is a pity… These would be a godsend for Cosplay Costume makers
Seth Valkonen
Holy crap, they wouldn’t be so creepy if they weren’t posed like living people with books and glasses or out hiking!!!
Shawn Henderson
Creepy!!!
Nicci Kloempken
I would put one in the front seat of my car!
Mathew Ryan
Maybe the fact that they are all twinks?
Jeremiah Tulagan
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley
This explains why we find this so creepy.
Frank Duncan Billings
Andy Dandy
Blackceo
Just looking at it from a design perspective….looks really convincing. From a creepoid factor…nope….no…..ungh ungh. I mean to each his own but even if u have $25000 to spend on a doll u can get the real thing many times over and do the same things to him.
RobaĂŠ L. Jones
Can’t you get a rent boy for a fraction of the cost?
Ryan James Breakwell
Id buy one if i could afford it lol
Jon Michael
In spite of being a bit creepy, I find the technology that produces these things pretty amazing!
DDstar1me
@Blackceo….oh baby…many.. many times over!
Dam! that’s a new car. A house for some folks.
That being said, I want one. But he gotta be reeaall ghetto. A thug. Just got outta jail. He gotta have that just got outta jail body. Nah mean?
Shout out to D-block! aaayyyyy…cause he fina….oooohh
Roberto Diego Enzo Hache
??????????
Ricky Quijano
NO!
Howard Lau
Yuri Isabelle Ă°??Âł
Jonty Coppersmith
Has anyone ever seen the Ryan Goslin movie Lars and the Real Girl? That’s what this story makes me think of. You should check it out if you haven’t seen it.
Harold DIaz
you lost me at tan lines..
Scot McKee
Nooo that’s not creepy at alllll
Ryan Henriott
Tabitha Mitchell
Ladbrook
What’s creepy is the way the owners attempt to infuse the doll with human characteristics to achieve emotional intimacy… which, obviously, requires an intellectual disconnect bordering on insanity. (Actually, this might explain the psychotic rantings of posters like jasonsmeds AKA marion paige).
Anyway… until these dolls are built to behave like actual humans, with the full battery of AI technologies, they will never be anything more than a very expensive mannequin with a hole in the back and a rubber stick between its legs. In other words… a complete waste of money.
Justinian M Vazquez
I wish I could have one being a chub is hard no one wants a fat dude. These lifelike dolls would bring real love and happiness to lonely people who life shits on.
Mychael Patterson
Not gonna lie. I’m hot for the shaved head tattoo one. And as a fat old Ex-con HIV poz alcoholic, I’m never gonna get a real one that looks like that, so I’m in.
Danny Ray
I settle for the real deal–instead!
Adam Williams
Beyond creepy.
meghanada
@Ryan James Breakwell: Oh dear, it’s not cute when you put yout desperation out in the open like that.
GlĂźcklich
@Jonty Coppersmith:
Bitch I was just about to put the trailer for that movie as my comment!
Oh yeah?! Well…take this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOehtrhXHTs
Lindoro Almaviva
@Leon Wilborn: did someone page Ken Mehlman?
Mark Ilvonen
Whatever, stop judging people.
NoCagada
@RobaĂŠ L. Jones: Yeah, but you probably pay extra for sloppy seconds
NoCagada
I don’t see much difference between that and 90% of the underwear models seen on this site.
Blackceo
@Justinian M Vazquez:
@Mychael Patterson:
Awww đ come on fellas. If I could find someone to marry my spoiled, selfish, moody ass trust me there’s someone out there for everyone.
Felix Duarte
Puts the EEP in creepy.
Billy Budd
It IS creepy indeed. I would rather buy a nice dildo or a similar device. I don’t need an artificial doll.
Mike Muniz
probably the perfect relationship!
Dane Powell
And I thought hiding the dildos was hard.
Christian l'Aviance
Creepy that they promote a standard of beauty
Lancome Counter
Annie Taha and Charity Gresenz
Jay Bowyer
Very sexy and very strange. But I think I’ll stick with my gorgeous husband; he’s a real.
James Wilbanks
Sorry it think that are HOT !! Just wondering if the foreskins work ??
Shelby Weems
Zack Rodd
Pj Allen
Jordan Jeffers
Gourmandises
I have to admit that some of these look very realistic and pretty good from an aesthetic point of view. But I feel like these are the kind of dolls you buy when you give up on life and are content with the prospect of dying old and alone.
Alex Rothwell
I read about this in Vanity Fair. Although it was about Female Dolls. No doubt they’d have Male dolls as well. This is under the category of Fetish I suppose.
Jan-Amour MariĂąas Llorico
Sidrah Munir
Tobi
I can’t wait for sex robots to become a reality, finally a boyfriend with an off switch. đ
Barrett Scott Yandell
Whatever floats your boat.
Brian Crim
WOW THEY LOOK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REAL!!
Kieran
* BATTERIES AND STDs NOT INCLUDED
Keebler ILF
From their website:
“…our 11 inch penis come from life-casts which is why they appear so realistic.”
“… If your manikin has built-in entries, use the provided cleaning kit or a standard douche ball with warm water and antimicrobial soap to flush your manikin out.”
Neil Ballantyne
More body shaming for gay men…. Got it
Doughosier
Robot sex dolls are the future. There’s hope for the lonely old men of 20 years from now.
Robby Robinson
I’d hit it….
Brock Jordan
Rachel Metzler Brennan
spiffy
Aren’t these the same people behind RealDolls? What’s with the name change? Now it reminds me more like a tattoo site…
RealDolls have been around for quite a while now, started out with female dolls… I’m almost positive I read somewhere that somebody bought one just so they can use the carpool lane, because they’re that realistic-looking.
And I think somebody made a documentary for TV a few years ago, about the collectors of these (female) dolls.
captainburrito
Mass market the torsos as pillows or cushions for snuggling up to. The eyes need work though as it just makes me think of a scarier incident involving the clown in Poltergeist waiting to happen.
jlicks
just think of all the “Rent Boys” you can get for 25 grand.
Jos Mastron
Give it robotics and make it move
deesmith
Some of them aren’t bad at all. Not like a real man of course, but workable. If I was rich, I’d get one (or two). Dolls have come a long way, baby. đ
YouGoGurl
Now I’m wondering it it’s worth $25,000 to drive on the commuter lanes? LOL