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What Rachel Maddow Would’ve Said About BP (If She Had Barack Obama’s Job)

Is it a sad day, or an awesome one when Rachel Maddow’s balls are bigger than the president’s?

“Never again will any company, anyone, be allowed to drill in a location where they are incapable of dealing with the potential consequences of that drilling,” says Fake President Maddow.

Just for shits and giggles, can Rachel draft her own State of the Union address next year?