Looks like the cat is out of the bag.
This rare, never before seen video documents the secret interactions of gay men that only take place when there are no straight people present.
Watch below:
SECRET'S OUT
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Lycan la Fontaine
Ridiculous
John Carr
Possibly the dumbest crap I have ever seen.
Erik Daniels
Seriously? That’s just stupid.
Ken VanArsdale
Stupid.
Glücklich
Mitch Silpa, the bald guy…hubba-hubba.
Richard Holaday
Some gays evidently need to develop a sense of humor ð??? lol
Isiah-Blue Chilam
Yes, sure! We definitely do something vogue-ish whenever we bump into each other! ð???ð???
Jason Mellon
Crap!!!!!! Not even funny and stereotyping.
Prinny
What was that?
Markusulum Federilusumus
I don’t get it…..
Harry R. Courtright
Lol
David Friend Horn
Shoot me………now
Roger Honeycutt
Why even read this story. I think we know how we act duh
Bernard Perry
WTF???
Jaden Birns
Apparently I didn’t get the memo
Steven Shelton
I sooooo like that , funny making fun of ourselves , now watch every straight person seeing this are gunna say , ARE YOU KIDDINNG ME or is it every gay person but no straight people are going to see it and if they do , are they gay?
Tom Strohecker
I have a sense of humor,…and THIS definitely is not funny at all.
It’s stupid, and sets a bad example for the LGBT community.
Richard Molinar
I’m gay and I sure as hell don’t act like that.
Ryan Tabizon
Dustin Porlas
Carlos Zuniga
LOL, Love it!
AJAnders
Comedy. So often it’s a swing and a miss. Or in the case of this video, a swing, a miss and a massive WTF?
Johnnie Apodaca
Now that was just plain dumb. Waste of time.
Michael Brewster
Ariane Dionne-Houde Pascal H. Messiaen
MCLamb
Love the hanging up the coat!
Mark Gibson
Oh puleeeeaaaasssseee, I wanted to laugh but just too stupid.
Ron King
Dipshit
Eric
That was hilarious!
Alex Rothwell
This is hilarious ! ! ! ! . . . .
Sukhrajah
Jesus, Queens! If gay is supposed to mean happy, why are you so bitter and mean?
Smile, live a little. If you are so hurt, make better.
Good Lord Ladies…
money718
Damn. I wanted to laugh.
Ralph Vendegna
Oh brother!
Danial Franklin
Too fucking stupid for words
Evji108
Dumb. And I do enjoy humor. If you got a good laugh about it, good for you. But for me it’s a miss.
SteveDenver
Too bad there wasn’t more magic clothing, that and a laugh track might have detracted from the lameness.
dsp
1.20 minutes of a waste. I love to laugh and this was stupid! If some like it, coodos to you!
Tracy Pope
That was… amusing.
Dale Landefeld
NO WAY……perhaps on a Logo comedy show.
Jeremy Adams
That was stupid….
Giancarlo85
Some one time trolls on here need to lighten up. Not every gay guy is deeply closeted and a conflicted mess like you.
Narria Findlater
Laughed my ass off!
Mr-DJ
Seriously?? Don’t know what it has to do with being Gay. Maybe it was supposed to say “effeminate” guys.
Michael Walker
Mmmmm……No. I’ve never done that and never want to.
Alan down in Florida
More like what 3 bottoms do when they meet.
Mike Gerard
I knew it!!! See kids I have been telling you we have been doing it ALL wrong…. 🙂
Timothy Herbert
newp
Ron Parsons
…and we wonder why heteros never accept us as just the next door neighbor.
polarisfashion
Swing and a miss.
Josh447
Uggbarfpukeblechdelete.
OzJosh
This kind of “humour” is more annoying and damaging than most of what would be considered homophobia.
Andrew Rogin
i do enjoy a good brunch 🙂
AtticusBennett
this type of humour is a real litmus test.
it shows how secure you are as a gay man. kudos to all of you who clutched your pearls and got upset about “how this will make us look” – you just admitted to everyone that you still live in fear, every day, of “What Straight People Will Think”.
what’s the matter? can’t enjoy a humorous embracing of the camp aesthetic? can’t enjoy a playful jab at gay-isms?
a whole load of you chimed in and told Queerty that you still worry that mommy and daddy will make fun of you if you “act GAY like this”
i pity you.
Damon Robbins
This is a stupid waste of time!
Dan Meyers
I do love brunch. But this was not funny lol
Josh447
@ Atticus Bennett
I believe you are grossly misinformed of other takes on this. Like many in the straight community who like gay people but are overwhelmed, and sick, and tired, of all things gay in their faces, there are many in the gay community who are overwhelmed, and sick, and tired, of the constant barrage of queens undermining rational gay people while ad nauseum, parading like jilted insecure little school girls. Occasionally fine. But its become a gay national past time. I believe in free speech. And if it disgusts me, due to its over done nature, that’s my free speech. And yes it does damage our image and credibility,like it or not. If you don’t think so talk to the straight crowd. Yeah they do matter. Many who would vote yes on gay marriage find this sort of behavior tedious at best, and don’t like it. I’m right there with them. I fully agree.
Enough already.
Ben Bruce
Yea this doesn’t play into stereotypes at all … ð???ð???
AtticusBennett
@Josh447:
thanks for proving me right. here’s how i can point out what a simpering wimp you are.
1. the only straight people who are “sick and tired of all things gay int heir faces” are anti-gay bigots. period. none of my family, who are all straight, nor my many straight friends are in any way “sick of all things gay in their faces” – why? simple: they’re not antigay bigots.
2. of course you’re sick of “queens undermining rational gay people” – you never grew the balls to stand up to your own sh**y anti-gay family, likely a father who continues to be ashamed to have you for his son.
i do talk to the straight crowd. but, unlike you, my Straight Crowd are not a bunch of anti-gay mouth-breathing idiots. you just proved me right – the straight people in your life don’t love you, support you, accept you. at all.
at most, they “tolerate” you as long as you don’t behave like “a queen”, which basically means you live in cowardly fear of losing their approval.
of course you agree. of course you’re right there with them. you blame those “queens” for the fact that your father thinks you’re just a fag. it’s not the fault of those queens, your dad is just a lousy person and you’re a complete wimp and intellectually stunted fool for not realizing it.
it doesn’t do any damage, and the boys who think it does make it as clear as you just did why they feel that way: the only way you’ve been able to find peace from your shi**y family and the loser straight people in your life is by “not being like those gays”. spoiler alert – they don’t love or support you, and you grovel like a wimp before them hoping that their hatred for “gayness” doesn’t get thrown back onto you
the good news is this – those queens aren’t going anywhere. and boys like you are staying right where you belong – mostly closeted, always Anonymous Online, and forever living in fear of upsetting Daddy.
thanks for sharing. feel free to grow a spine one day.
AtticusBennett
for all you broken souls
http://www.xojane.com/issues/the-kind-of-gay-man-who-makes-other-gay-men-look-bad
Giancarlo85
@Josh447: You are ashamed of other gay people? What gives you a right to tell other people how they should be like? Some are feminine, androgynous and more outgoing than your closeted “masculine” self. Why are some gay men so offended?
And no, it doesn’t damage our credibility or image. That is a figment of your oppressed mind. Grow up man, not everyone is like you! I am a proud androgynous gay feminine guy, and I won’t take orders from an anonymous closet case like you.
George Chan
Chris Hii …..this is only putting it mildly for us. …. Richard Lee
Joe Kinney
This is like “Not Looking”!
Joe Kinney
The Borough,Legends& Flex front doors,back doors,doorways& bathrooms!!ð???
AtticusBennett
@Giancarlo85: look, he just spelled it all out – in his world, Straight People can’t stand “those types of gays” – meaning, his life is filled with straight people who are ignorant, small-minded bigots.
the problem, actually, is gay men like Josh447 – why/how? here: if Josh447 would act like a man, and not a broken little boy, he would confront those straight people in his life, be they co-workers, friends or family, and say “you know what? you’re not as cool with gay people as you want to pretend to be. you’re actually really anti-gay, and i don’t respect that about you”
alas, Josh447 will likely never have the balls to do that. so he’ll continue to blame “those other gay men” for the fact that the straight people who make up his family, and friends, are small-minded neanderthal simpletons.
none of my straight friends say any of the S**T that Josj447’s would – because i don’t roll with ignorant plebes.
Josh447 completely exposed himself – he’s a boy whose family and straight friends are trashy, prejudiced and ignorant. wake up, Josh – it’s not the fault of those gay men that you’re denigrating that your father is ashamed of you.
@Ben Bruce: speaking of stereotypes, whats’ up with your hair?
jean
This reminds me of an old SNL skit where a black guy goes under cover as a white guy to observe how white people behave when they think there are no black people around.
Wilson W Wong
Yawn
Josh447
AtticusBennett
You are so far off base even the pitcher can’t find your a$$.
It’s unfortunate you are so upset, but facts are facts, many are sick and tired of the endless gay stereotype being endlessly thrown in their faces. End of story.
Cheer up sunshine. We don’t want it to disappear completely, just a lot less dramatics and a little more authenticity.
Ricky Harris
My Lawd!! This is the most hilarious parody I ever seen. Brunch! Later.
Ricky Harris
Some guys commented too well about stereotypes. Now, let’s get Muscles, Bears/Cubs, Dogs/Pups, Alpha Males, Pups, Masters/Slaves, and others into this parody — just make me laughing and peeing!!!
sanfranca1
@Richard Holaday: Thank you!
sanfranca1
@Alex Rothwell: You said it!
Tony Andrés Tang
Timothy May 🙂
James Sutton
Brad
Erwin Michel Ilano
is this meant to be funny?
Richard Kuper
Rob lmao..
August Weiss
ð???ð???
August Weiss
1995 called, they want their gay dude stereotypes back.
Philip Ramirez
Robbie & Taylor now you know my darkest secret lol
ss2509
Sheesh!
Terry Weatherford
WTF was that? I need that minute back please.
Guilherme van Lent
Samantha Strubbe Bart Ufkes Stefano D’Amico Marnix Beving
Ross Mccallum
Rasmus Norling Andrew Kerr Carlos Mangubat Jamie Racicos
Giancarlo85
@Josh447: Take your thick headed histrionics to a different thread. You have no right to exclude androgynous or feminine gay men and attack them. Listen up, gay people like are usually insecure closet cases. We get it. Why does that give you the right to go after other gay men who are open and proud of who they are?
You are full of it and you cause more damage to the gay community then anyone.
Many people are tired of it? Is that why most people now support gay people? You fake masculine closet cases didn’t solve or help anything. More people accept gay people because of feminine and androgynous gay people like me. We are more visible than you.
Those are the facts. You can either accept reality or continue living all those lies.
Realitycheck
I guess it could be a funny video, obviously that was the intent,
at the same time I am a bit tired of this side of gayness being portrait as
“the entire Gay flock”, basically again the classic stereotype where gays
are dramatic and flamboyant or what ever………..
I suspect, the majority of gay people out there, are what the world consider average people, I refuse too use the word normal, because to me is just another
stereotype, after all what is normal, I think average is a more appropriate
description.
Allister Evans
Daniel Cachaco lolapaul
AtticusBennett
@Josh447: the reality is this – the only gay men who think like you do are, as you utterly pointed out, surrounded by straight people who are prejudiced against gay people and put conditions on their tolerance of them.
i’m not the one who’s upset – i have a sense of humour, and no shame about being gay. you’re the wimpy broken boy who still needs to “not be a stereotype” so the shi**y straight people in your life will tolerate you.
not my problem. your post came across as the same insecure ramblings of many homos who live in fear of What Straight People Think.
AtticusBennett
@Realitycheck: you’re right, there are many boring, basic, uncharismatic, dull, uncultured, uninteresting, bland and pedestrian gay people.
maybe some of the commenters in here could make their own youtube video showing how boring they are, and finally Boring Gays can have “equal representation”
AtticusBennett
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R6jqMysHaA&spfreload=10
Clark35
@John Carr: Indeed.
Joe Edwards
They sit at home and watch Netflix like the rest of us?
james_in_cambridge
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAMA!