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What Stupid Feud Caused A Gay Man To Report His Husband As An Airport Terrorist?

Dear gays in a domestic dispute: Do not use bomb threats at airports to solve your problems, okay? It gives all of us a bad name. And screws with my all-expenses paid vacation!!

A terror security alert at Heathrow Airport was sparked by two gay men embroiled in a lovers’ tiff, it emerged today. Armed officers swooped on a 72-year-old man at Terminal 5 after a 999 call to police that he had a bomb and planned “to blow something up”. Earlier another armed police unit was deployed to Oxford railway station and officers from the British Transport Police also launched a major operation to trace the suspected “bomber”. However, today a man in his thirties, who is believed to be in a civil partnership with the pensioner, was arrested in connection with the scare at Heathrow yesterday.

It’s unclear what the pair was fighting about, but I’m guessing it was more than whether the 72-year-old partner got to take the good luggage. Of course, there are worse ways to involve bomb scares and lovers’ quarrels.

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  • EdWoody

    I used to work at Manchester airport, and we arrested a man once for just joking about this. You do NOT fuck around about this stuff.

  • Codswallop

    Goddamn drama queens! Several of the stories I’ve read about soldiers dismissed under DADT involved them being outed by a spiteful ex or someone they rejected. How many times have you heard a story about someone being outed to their family or their work before they were ready because someone was throwing a hissy-fit? Then later that person is full of wounded pride and weak excuses for their actions, desperately trying to convince people they hadn’t acted like a tantrum-throwing toddler but did it for that person’s “own good.”

  • Cam

    I stupid feud didn’t CAUSE this. An psycho idiot drama queen caused it. Force him to reimburse the police for their time, and if any flights were delayed and anybody missed their he needs to pay for their tickets…oh yeah, and throw the bastard in jail.

  • Jukadiie

    WAIT!! a 72 year old and a 30 year old?? damn…clearly someone is too immature for the other LMAO

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