What the United States Military Now Considers ‘Homosexual Conduct’

Just in case you want to read up on the actual new DADT dismissal rules Defense Sec. Robert Gates put in place last week, we’ve embedded a red-lined copy of “Separation of Regular and Reserve Commissioned Officers.” But we wouldn’t want you to miss out on our favor part of the revisions!

And that would be the re-definition of “homosexual conduct”:

On the up-side, you can still have a same-sex marriage, so long as your spouse is transgender. Yahoo!

(Scroll to Enclosure 8. It’s the best part.)