What to Expect At Saturday’s Black Party in New York

Class on parade, of course: “Faux-vomit spewing Rose Wood will charm the tastemakers and trannie dominatrix Danni Daniels (whom I knew as Ludwig) will fuck a bunch of pretend soldiers and cum on their faces in her own butchery demonstration. Don’t ask, don’t smell. This should top Danni’s performance last year, when she shot rubber eggs out of her butt as the crowd got the yolk.”