Each week online comedian, voice actor and chest hair model Sam Kalidi creates a comedic post for Queerty readers. This week he ponders the plight of Oscar’s best actor shoo-in Leonardo DiCaprio. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook,Instagram and at your local glory hole.
Watch poor Leo’s meltdown below.
Since the Academy Awards are this Sunday and Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t have a single Oscar…
Posted by Sam Kalidi on Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Eel Joulii
i think it is pretty obvious. he will kill himself .
Peter Jonsson
o please… you think the WORLD will cease to exist
Lestar
It’s pretty much a ‘done deal’ though.
Steve Russell
He can cry on my shoulder.
Ummmm Yeah
Then we have further proof Will Smith didn’t deserve to get so much as a nomination and his little cover ho needs to shut up.
TrueWords
He does NOT deserve to win…but he will WIN because his win will propel the industry that is Hollywood…like Sandra Bullock winning an Oscar…that was just to say “Thank you for making us LOTS of money”…
Also whether or not he wins there will be plenty of high price hookers that will be bought for his pleasure…
Tony Chaplinski
nothing
Kangol
Just wondering how this is a gay issues? Did DiCaprio come out or something?
DCguy
He will find another reason to insult Lady GaGa
Desert Boy
I am pulling for Stallone to win for Creed. Saw Creed recently and he was genuinely great.
Paco
He can’t win. It would be considered insensitive to others for him to win in the current climate.
marc sfe
Life as we know it will go on. Who fuck fuck cares anyway? It’s not life and death.
Darnell Hill
We will know for certain that the Academy Voters are biased. Not just against People of Color, but also, People that don’t say “how high?”, when they are asked to jump.
XzamiIio
The Oscars are r@cist I’m not watching!
joeyty
Do people still watch the Academy Awards ? It seems like it should be relegated to the past like the Miss America thing. (Remember when that “-Pimp-” song won Best Song ? And “No Country for Old Men” best pictre !? Yikes..)
AxelDC
Fire will rain from the sky leaving death and destruction in its wake. Hundreds of years from now, archaeologists will uncover LA and wonder why the Oscars spurned Leo and invited their own demise.
joeyty
@AxelDC: ( we can hope)
robho3
Maybe he doesn’t give a shit getting an award from a bunch of elitist old white men.
nmharleyrider
Would not surprise me if he did not win since he never could act. If he does not win, it certainly won’t be for his acting chops but for something the industry sees as a political necessity for the industry.
Kevin J Desmond
I don’t care one bit if he wins or loses, I’m not a fan of his anyway.
Sand Nierenberg
God he’s ugly
Steven Leitman
he doesn’t win and life goes on and who really cares
Mark Behar
Who THE HELL cares about who wins? Why is this such an obsession by Queerty readers and administrators?
Kal Astoga
OMG! The world will take to Facebook with #leomatters debates and arguments, the GOP will blame Obama, Pat Robertson will blame the gays, Donald Trump will blame the Muslims, Ben Carson will recite some jibberish that the voices in his head are telling him while he’s half asleep at a debate, Ted Cruz will say it’s God’s will. To avoid all this Circle Jerk Circus, just please give him that fucking Oscar
Sluggo2007
The Oscars are not about talent. They’re all about who is popular in their circle at the moment. He will win.
CWM85
Nothing but rich and brain dead libs making a big deal out of something so frivolous…
martinbakman
Something akin to the zombie apocalypse.
Still, it would be nice if Matt Damon won.