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What Would You Do If Dave Franco Promised You An ‘Epic’ Simultaneous Orgasm?

The fruit falls not far from the tree, we see, Franco family. Picking up where his straight brother James left off with teasing the gays, Dave Franco tongues his way through this Funny Or Die clip with Chris Mintz-Plasse — who, not to be outdone, says he wants to drop his “cum bombs into your ass trench, WWII-style.” (Graphic language in this game of dirty talk chicken, otherwise known as my Sunday pre-brunch yoga class.)

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14 Comments

  • Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England)

    Too funny! Those Franco’s …….

  • Chad

    So Franco’s uncut.

  • Haggard

    The Francos probably watch porn over dinner. Just saying.

  • DJ

    Man I love Jewish boys!

  • QuestionAll

    Half-Jewish, DJ. They’re half Spaniard (from the father). But totally hot.

  • Jeff

    Man, it’s not working? :(

  • Labi Ajeti

    ooo shume mire

  • Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England)

    @QuestionAll:

    Portuguese not Spaniard.

  • Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England)

    @Jeff:

    Hope you’re not too sad. :-(

  • QuestionAll

    No 8 : Is it Portugese? Thanks for the correction.

  • Accidental Bear

    “cum bombs into your ass trench, WWII-style.” That comment made me bust a rib laughing, thanks!

  • McMike

    Here’s the link:

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0b68157864/you-re-so-hot-with-chris-mintz-plasse-and-dave-franco

    Man, watching this reminded me why it’s so easy to cruise and get so-called straight guys to take notice (long story but I live in a very homophobic part of town and cruise guys on the beach to prove a point). Guys don’t really get “ass play” from girls, much less girls checking out their asses with the intent and desire to stick their tongue up it as far as possible.

  • Kieran

    It would’ve been so much hotter (and believable) if Franco was saying this stuff to somebody who looked like Mike Manning.

  • Gordon

    @Kieran:

    I think part of the joke was for it not to be believable.

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