What’s Scarier: Gay Marriage Or A Ground Zero Mosque? Let’s Combine Them Both!

How to tackle the prescient issues of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell and gay marriage while also trying to get an audience of millions to laugh not at homosexuals, but The Man keeping them down? Such a hard challenge for Saturday Night Live‘s writers, who killed it.

Scared of same-sex marriage? How about same-sex marriage at Ground Zero. Boo-yah!

Oh, and how about those gays trying to serve openly in the military? Gross, right? Risking their lives to be shipped off to Afghanistan just so they can grab a peak at the same unimpressive cocks now appearing at your local Olive Garden.