This may answer the “I _____ in my Calvins” riddle once and for all.
As Caitlyn Jenner learned last week, being famous comes with intense scrutiny. In her case, it was a woefully unwise fashion choice, and for Justin Bieber, the situation is, shall we say, stickier.
The pop star was photographed in yellow mesh shorts and Calvins, and it doesn’t take an eagle eye to notice something a bit… off.
You can head here to see the photos in question.
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Sure it could be toothpaste. But then again…
Twitter is convinced otherwise:
What is with this weather it’s hot one second and raining the next oh hey here’s a pic of Justin Bieber with fresh nut on his shorts ? pic.twitter.com/5qP4cuyXGJ
— Adam (@ItsAdamReilly) August 3, 2017
Justin Bieber having cum on his shorts is the highlight of my week pic.twitter.com/AWnH4Wffd4
— EE (@Soggy_Apple) August 3, 2017
So we all just finna ignore that Justin Bieber was walking around l.a. With cum on his shorts ?
— bry (@daddydaquana) August 1, 2017
Still undecided? Take another look. We’ll wait.
ingyaom
Sperm or not sperm… I’m more interested in that hairy trail… but not all that ink!
bobnla
OK…so Justin had a wet dream; maybe JO…but it is all OK, especially when we get a look at those hot hairy legs
Heywood Jablowme
As long as he doesn’t reproduce!
timm h
You’ve got that right!
crowebobby
I don’t see the cum, but I see one of the most beautiful men in show business.
SportGuy
Gross, it’s like a meth head trailer trash junkie.
Rex Huskey
I mean really…. there’s so much more in this world to admire than this assh^ole. He’s so not special.
lawrencejj
I like it
Jack Meoff
Mysterious white stuff falling out of Trump’s nose. Mysteries white stuff on Beiber’s crotch. Join the dots people.
Donald Dork
Sexiest Man Alive!!!