Huffington Post calls this the “O-bama Face,” a noun they define thus, “the expression made by an Obama supporter when the inspired oration and possibility of a Commander In Chief Obama becomes just too much to take.” If that’s inspiration, we don’t want it! That girl looks like someone just stabbed her in the ass. And not in a sexy way…
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Dubwise
She looks like that scary a$$ ghost from The Ring.
abelincoln
Looks to me like she’s getting ready to swallow another load…
…of bullshit.
Michael Bedwell
Is there video of her fainting, too.
“THE CAMPAIGN WORKS HARD TO CULTIVATE THE ROCK STAR IMAGE. After he’s introduced, Obama routinely waits about 30 seconds to enter the arena. The excitement grows, until his entrance is perfectly timed with the soaring chords of U2’s “City Of BLINDING LIGHTS.†– Politico
“At an early-morning rally the day of the New Hampshire vote, [Obama] told some 300 students at the Dartmouth College gym: ‘My job this morning is to be so persuasive . . . THAT A LIGHT WILL SHINE THROUGH THAT WINDOW, A BEAM OF LIGHT WILL COME DOWN UPON YOU, YOU WILL EXPERIENCE AN EPIPHANY, and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Barack.’” – Nat Hentoff, Village Voice.
“a Texas crowd CHEERED HIS SNEEZE.” – NY Times.
“Barack Obama is a METAPHYSICAL FORCE in American politics.” – Donna Brazile, Democratic Party Big Cheese, superdelegate, and Obama hagiographer.
“I felt this thrill going up my leg. … This is the NEW TESTAMENT.†– MSNBC Superstar Chris Matthews
“I just want all of you to pray that I CAN BE AN INSTRUMENT OF GOD…. I am confident that WE CAN CREATE A KINGDOM RIGHT HERE ON EARTH.” – Barack Obama
“If Barack Obama makes it all the way to the White House, it will represent A QUANTUM LEAP IN AMERICAN CONSCIOUSNESS†– Deepak Chopra
“We’re here to EVOLVE TO A HIGHER PLANE.†– Oprah Winfrey
“I’ll do whatever he says to do. I’ll collect paper cups off the ground to make his pathway clear.” – actress Halle Berry
“The atmosphere at his events is such that one wonders if OBAMA IS ABOUT TO WALK OUT WITH A BASKET WITH SOME LOAVES AND FISHES TO FEED THE THOUSANDS.†– “The Australian†correspondent Geoff Elliott
“I walked outside and found five hundred people standing on the sidewalk and the front steps of the opera house, LISTENING TO HIS LAST WORDS IN SILENCE, AS IF NEWS OF VICTORY IN THE PACIFIC WERE COMING OVER THE LOUDSPEAKERS. Within minutes, I couldn’t recall a single thing that he had said, and THE SPEECH DISSOLVED INTO PURE FEELING, which stayed with me for days.†– George Packer, The New Yorker
“”The Obama Messiah Watch†by Timothy Noah, Slate. “Introducing a periodic feature considering evidence that Obama is the Son of God. Is Barack Obama the second coming of our Savior and our Redeemer, Prince of Peace and King of Kings, Jesus Christ? His press coverage suggests we can’t dismiss this possibility out of hand. I therefore inaugurate the Obama Messiah Watch, which will periodically highlight gratuitously adoring biographical details that appear in newspaper, television, and magazine profiles of this otherworldly presence in our midst. Readers are invited to submit similar details—Obama walking on water, Obama sating the hunger of 5,000 with five loaves and two fishes—from other Obama profiles. And also, of course, to repent, just in case the hour approacheth nigh.
OBAMA MASTERED LAWS GOVERNING UNIVERSE!!! …from a Jan. 27 Associated Press feature by Glen Johnson: Obama analyzed and integrated Einstein’s theory of relativity, the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, as well as the concept of curved space as an alternative to gravity, for a [Harvard] Law Review article that [Prof. Laurence] Tribe wrote titled, “The Curvature of Constitutional Space.” BY THIS MEASURE, THOUSANDS OF REASONABLY BRIGHT HIGH-SCHOOL STUDENTS ACROSS THE UNITED STATES ARE DESTINED TO BECOME PRESIDENT. (AP’s Johnson gets extra credit for redundancy: Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity includes the concept of curved space.)
OBAMA CALMS TURBULENT IOWANS!!! Paul Tewes, Obama’s Iowa coordinator, marveled, “It is something I’ve never seen before in politics. AFTER PEOPLE HEAR HIM SPEAK, THEY SAY THAT THEY FEEL AT PEACE.’ Does Tewes’ unusual choice of words demonstrate that OBAMA IS THE PRINCE OF PEACE? Just asking.” – Timothy Noah, Slate.
etc., etc. etc.
Bitch Republic
‘Nuf said.
Maverick69
OMG !!!!!
I just farted with laughter !!!!
rickroberts
She’s one of the infamous Obamamaniacs. See what we have to look forward to if he is elected? I will enter a self-imposed news blackout for fear of hurling every time I watch the news.
Onehungfarmboy
As a gay man who grew up in the United Church of Christ, I fear Obama is as much a wolf in sheep’s clothing as was my early experiences with this group and I have my upbringing to bear witness to that. There is no way I will Vote for him.
“I just want all of you to pray that I CAN BE AN INSTRUMENT OF GOD…. I am confident that WE CAN CREATE A KINGDOM RIGHT HERE ON EARTH.†– Barack Obama
The Obama phenomenon will not be the liberal utopia you are hoping for. Be advised gay boys you will be sorry.
kablamo
Isn’t that a yawn?
chris
scary shit
Jesse
I am an Obama supporter but this woman kind of scares me.
Why is Queerty so slanted against Obama though? Most portrayals on here of Clinton are favorable and most of Obama are negative. Did Queerty endorse Hillary Clinton?
Bitch Republic
Jesse, you’re on crack. Most of Queerty’s portrayals of Obama are positive and frankly ignore most news about Hillary. I’ve only seen 2 slightly negative comments about Obama’s campaign on Queerty.
goldend
I am starting to find the Obama movement scary.
fredo777
B.R., do those 2 slightly negative comments include the post claiming that all of the funds Obama raised were irrelevant, b/c all of the votes for him were worthless? Or something to that effect.
Talk about bias.
tommy
DON”T DRINK THE COOL AID!