“Warning: this story features an image of a Premier League testicle.”
That’s the message placed atop The Mirror‘s (probably quite popular) story about Middlesbrough’s Adam Clayton, who quite literally let it all hang out during a celebratory photo session following a 2-1 win at Sunderland.
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Or, at least, Clayton let one testicle hang out. There’s no artful way to put it.
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So how did this happen? Well, The Mirror posits Clayton was trying to one-up Christiano Ronaldo’s popular photo following Real Madrid’s 2-1 win against Barcelona in April:
The way to one-up Ronaldo? Show one testicle to the world.
Wardrobe malfunction? Carefully orchestrated bid for attention? Check out the uncensored pic HERE and decide for yourself.
Billy Budd
Even youtube shows testicle exams. It is normal and healthy to see and feel a testicle.
Xzamilio
I’m jealous of the bottom row in that Ronaldo pic. I’d be on my knees with my mouth open too… just turned around facing them
Dave Downunder
Got to laugh at his claims that it was accidental when the guy next to him in the picture is pointing right at it.
He BGB
The blond on the other end is more my type with or without a scotum hanging out.
Captain Obvious
Ronaldo’s raging boners around men should really tip off the people who are always getting defensive when you say he’s gay. It’s so painfully obvious and he clearly needs supportive fans.
JLAD1105
Oh, God forbid that a man’s genitalia should be exposed in a men’s locker room! We can’t have that, can we? People who get offended are the same ones who’d be rolling on the floor laughing if those testicles were struck by a football or another player’s foot. How fucked up is that?!