When 2 Gay Men Lie Down Together, It’s Called a ‘Crime Scene’

We’re not saying editors at The Guardian are implying anything nefarious here, but in a slideshow depicting 12 ways a couple might sleep next to each other in bed, why does the only same-sex illustration have to be of the one labeled the “crime scene”?

‘Cause, hey, we like “patient-doctor” as much as the next pair!