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When Can We Expect The Concept Album About JD Samson And Sia’s Break-Up?

Do you hear that? The unicorns weep throughout the planet as the news of lesbian superstar singer Sia and former LeTigre grrl-rocker J.D. Samson’s break up echoes throughout the land.

But what the hell? They broke up four months ago?!!

On June 12th, Sia tweeted, “A lot of you have been asking, yes, Mr. Boop and I broke up four months ago. We love each other and are still friends.”

Four months ago?? And here I thought I was their biggest fan—sad clown.

Oh well, Sia is about to embark on a tour for her latest album, We Are Born, so that’s going to ease the pain. Also easing our broken gay hearts is Samson’s latest album with her band, MEN.

But if anything, maybe the public can get at least get a tacky Runaways type movie out of their ended relationship. Or perhaps one new album a piece on the themes of loss and love? C’mon ladies… please? For your biggest fan?