Now that we’re beginning to hear details about Steven Tyler’s new memoir “Does the Noise In My Head Bother You?” the book seems more and more appealing. For one, the Aerosmith frontman turned American Idol judge has been in rehab eight times, spent over $20,000 on drugs, and snorted a majority of it off of his band’s bass speakers. He also used to shoot heroin “up his butt” and even tried gay sex (at least) once: “Gay sex just doesn’t do it for me. I tried it, but just didn’t dig it.” Oh Steven, we’re glad you walked that way! Just know this: when it comes to drugs and anal sex, the quality of your dealer makes all the difference.