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Which Comedian Is Living An Openly Gay Life, But Got A Beard Marriage For Professional Reasons?

BLIND ITEMS — “We really thought that this successful funny man was done with the whole bearding mishegas. After all, he did get a divorce and has been pretty much living as an openly gay man. So why in the world would he get married again? Well, consider this mystery solved. He is still gay, but he believes he was more successful when people perceived him as a heterosexual man. His next live-action film is scheduled for release in 2012, so we’ll see then if the whole married man act pays off at the box office.” [Blind Gossip] [Ed: Oh. Come. On.]