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Which Moral Failures Is Ted Haggard Comparing Himself To?

“Tiger Woods needs to golf. Michael Vick needs to be playing football. Ted Haggard needs to be leading a church. … I over-repented.”

—Ted Haggard, burgeoning church leader, proudly comparing himself to two of pop culture’s most despicable sleazes [via]

On:           Jul 27, 2010
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    • KWil

      He can fumble his words all he likes, the longer he spends resisting his incurable sexuality and trying to find his way pleasing a congregation that hates who he truly is, then quite frankly he is living the punishment he is brought on his own head.
      He would suit being Opus Dei, somebody give him a whip already so he can beat himself

      Jul 27, 2010 at 8:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      Hmmmm, large grey containers of some sort of chemicals…looks like Ted maybe cuttin’ out the middle man and brewin’ his own brand of crystal meth………. :-p

      Jul 27, 2010 at 9:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hf2hvit

      METH ATE HIS BRAIN–his face was already ugly

      Jul 27, 2010 at 10:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.

      He over-repented for panting over men. How sad.

      Jul 27, 2010 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree

      C’mon Ted: just say you’re an exgay and that Jeebus has fixxed you. It’s a huge lie of course but as long as people throw pesos in the passing plate at your church, you can keep up with the pretense that that whole methsex ordeal was just one “big misunderstanding”!

      Jul 28, 2010 at 6:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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