Each week online comedian, voice actor and chest hair model Sam Kalidi creates a new meme for Queerty readers. This week, he thinks about the women who have influenced the style, fashion and personality of America’s finest example of Christianity, Kentucky’s favorite daughter, the four-times married Rowan County clerk Kim Davis. Sam looks forward to all your hate mail. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and at your local glory hole.
Noah Ayyash
The Thing
William Britton
Norman Bates PSYCHO ð???
Alex Reed
Kim Davis reminds me of Madalyn Murray O’Hair
Ean Triston Nelson
The Bitch that wouldn’t die!!!!
polarisfashion
I thought she looked like Jabba the Hutt, but the character from Misery is pretty spot on.
Bob LaBlah
Pipe Laurie in the first Carrie movie back in 1976. That was a role that I will never forget. She put my sanctimonious aunt to shame in that movie. I will never forget how she referred to Carrie’s (Sissy Spacek) breasts ” I can see your filthy guppers”. I still tease women I know who have their breast line showing with that one.
Kevin Karns
She has created a whole new villain, very scary
Tommy Ogletree
Mother Dearest
Alan Gossett
OMG it really does. Holy Holy!!!
Finrod
The lidless eye of Kim Davis.
Thomas R. Dorsey-Payton
Borg queen
Michael Bonham
Lol Sandra Cooper McIlhenny
Curt Taylor
this is a perfect one…Misery!
Mori Drew Wadley
Ursula
Johnny Jaqua
Poor Kathy Bates
scotty
cruella deville just coz she’s being mean for means sake.
Mark Williams
No cocky-doody marriage license!
Stephen Benoit Talbott
Carrie’s mother.
http://youtu.be/D0nNiPBCm94
Pat Moeller
Evil stepmother
Louis Goodrich
The Bride of Trump-enstein
Noel Hoklin
D P
Well God gave me the ability to see deeper, beyond the surface of a person, and into their true character and personality.
When I look at Kim Davis, I see from the storyline of the movie “Weird Science (1985)” the older brother ‘Chet Donnelly’ who was played by the actor Bill Paxton. More specifically, I see the character Chet at the time in the story when that character ate the fly.
Thomas Hammond
Godzilla
Craig Bankert
Mr. Man!!!!!
Louie Mars
Testimony to what a great character actor Bates is and why she got.that Misery Oscar.
Sam Oropeza
Mama Fratelli
Keven Ouellette
cruella deville from 101 dalmations
S Sean Shannon
Trog.
Lancome Counter
Maria Gay Harden in The Mist
Christian Wells
I’d say you nailed it with Kathy Bates.
Billy Budd
I prefer to think of her as Nurse RATCHED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faeEnoYcT7w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJDWd91nlI4
John Malin
Kathy Bates deserves a great deal more respect then that cow Kim Davis! She was 1000% prettier in her Misery role as well!
BlueDude
Davis bears all the hallmarks of the P€nte©ostal cult, which insists that homely women be made to look even worse by dressing ve4y badly and not wearing makeup. How in the world she has gotten away with FOUR marriages is amazing.
Cooper Newling
The exorcist
Will Glitzern
Carrie’s mom!
Niko Graff
Stone her
Beto Van
MISERY IS ALIVE, MISERY IS ALIVE! OH, This whole house is going to be full of romance, OOOH, I AM GOING TO PUT ON MY LIBERACE RECORDS!
jwtraveler
7 articles about this bitch in 2 days! Really, isn’t there anything else in the news?
schwma
The Aflac Duck.
Captain Obvious
The mother from The People Under the Stairs.
Brian JC Kneeland
the one above for sure!
Jessica Tom
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Gothrykke
It’s a toss up between the Sarlac and Kirk Cameron.
Dan Bernard
Perfect! Now if someone could just do a music video using the tune “Sisters” from White Christmas with Rosemary Clooney and Vera Ellen. https://youtu.be/PG7x8HWbDzU
Chris
@Sam Oropeza: At first, I thought Ursula because they’re both slimy and cold blooded; but then, I saw your post. You win.
DutchGay
The Blob.
DutchGay
Fat Bastard.
Dave Basora
She’s not a villain she’s just a
Moron
jlongnyc
Walter Brennan…. the preacher/rabble rouser in “Sargent York” (Wait…. that would make her trans….)
Octavio Roca
The Blob
Paul Ydstie
Kim Davis is just trying to protect the sanctity of her four marriages.
Glücklich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhpf7CgydwE
Glücklich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAZ9xia4KWA
Ismael Smiley Flores
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She reminds me of this fat, ugly, bitch; Brenda Adkins who owns Community Association Management & Consultling, LLC in Vinton, VA. She has the same ugly puss & has been married multiple times & her friends are as nasty ugly as that bitch sitting in the chair to her left.
NateOcean
I don’t know, are there any movies about blood swollen hemroids or infected pilonoidal cysts?
Graig
I totally thought she looked like the lady from misery. Before this story. So funny.
Kenny Dixon
By tomorrow, I expect “Kim Davis Did 9/11” posts.
wld8hrt
Roman Grant (Harry Dean Stanton) from Big Love.