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Which Rumored Queers Will You Aim The Gaydar Gun At?


We could think of many uses for the Gaydar Gun (NOW IN STORES!), like bringing it into your high school English class to see if Mr. Connor is a big ‘mo, or to a live broadcast of American Idol to see who’s going to be the next Adam Lambert. But then we saw the warning: “Ages 18+.” Looks like we’ll have to bring it to AA meetings instead.


On:           Dec 28, 2009
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    • Ed

      Can we sneak it into the next convention of Conservative Republicans

      Dec 28, 2009 at 10:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill

      No. 1 ยท Ed: Within a mile of that gathering the Gaydar
      gun would implode……..

      Dec 28, 2009 at 10:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito

      Anderson Cooper and George Clooney. Closet cases both.

      Dec 28, 2009 at 10:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Snownova

      The Big gay sketch show did a fake commercial for something like this in season 2 episode 2 (or episode 8 of the total series) it was pretty funny. Can’t find the specific clip on youtube though.

      Dec 28, 2009 at 10:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Republican







      Dec 28, 2009 at 11:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"

      No. #3 Christopher, what planet do you live on?

      Just try Googling “Anderson Cooper boyfriend” and you’ll get 473,000 results, including pictures, of Anderson with the boyfriend Benjamin Maisani, the co-owner of gay bar Eastern Bloc.

      Or, hang around the Villiage/Christopher Street area most any weekend and you can spot them bicycling or headed to the gym together, obviously as a couple.

      As for George Clooney, can’t a guy just be self-aware and self-confident? Can’t a straight man be comfortable around us gay boys without you “Oh-he-has-to-be-gay”ers making ridiculous conclusions that they are gay? In my family, my dad was the only one who was 150% supportive of me, supportive of my relationship with my boyfriend, embraced us, introduced us to friends and business associates as a happy loving couple. My dad, the womanizing get-into-trouble-as-much-as-possible, sportsman, gone fishing, gone bowling, straight-as-an-arrow as there ever was. And that made his love and support of me all the more meaningful.

      Dec 28, 2009 at 11:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • chris

      No. #6

      THANK YOU!!!
      I’m so sick of hearing these douchebags pounce on every somehwhat-liberal-leaning straight guy in the world.
      People can actually be straight and tolerant…oh what a golden age we live in :D

      Dec 28, 2009 at 5:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael Letterman

      Who needs this product? I’d rather not know who is gay and who isn’t, unfortunately I can usually tell within minutes of meeting someone and sometimes not even that long.

      Dec 28, 2009 at 9:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B

      I’d aim the gaydar gun at Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (the failed airplane bomber). Just saw a picture of his smiling face on one side of a page with what’s left of his bomb-carrying undies on the other, and you wouldn’t see many straight guys wearing that model. So what is it?

      “He’s gay”: The underwear looks suspiciously like it was either a thong or a bikini brief, and a “concealed compartment in the crotch” sounds like a “package enhancer”.

      “He’s straight”: Any self-respecting gay guy buying package-enhancing undies would pick a decent brand – maybe those Andrew Christian ones and not some third-world knockoff. It’s not like Abdulmutallab was too poor to afford it either.

      Dec 29, 2009 at 3:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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