Because whenever a male celebrity kisses another male celebrity we all have to titter and ask questions like undersexed middle-schoolers, the ladies at The View asked Michael Douglas how he feels about kissing Matt Damon in Douglas’ upcoming role as Liberace. Douglas explains that Matt Damon has prepared for the icky gay kiss by imagining that he’s committing adultery instead. Whatever lifts your luggage, Mateo.
Via The Dallas Voice
Why is Queerty so obsessed with Michael Douglas playing Liberace?
Ted B. (Charging Rhino)
I just don’t understand the stunt-casting. Matt Damon in his forties now…Scott Thorson was in the his twenties when the Liberace-hit-the-fan. Thorson was just 19 when he moved-in/was hired by Liberace, and the lawsuit was was filed five years later when Thorson was 24. Damon is nearly 42.
Why cast a prime-beef stud in the twink role?
It’s a tough job but I volunteer to be his stunt kiss double for his scenes with Damon.
I hope the new regieme will continue to show clips of Marshall, the gay son on United States Of Tara.
Whirl your bike helmet-for-bull,
Twirl your red silk shirt,
Pool-side by moonlight, ballet,
Lee key-dance Malaguena !
Michael says to Matt/Scott, “Kiss my Wooloomooloo !”
Matt says to Michael/Lee, ” Get your blow-hole ready !”
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