Yesterday, the boys at World of Wonder released their list of cyber-crushes—”the bloggers, tumblrs and Internet freaks that we visit every day”—and we’re still crying into our fruitcake that we didn’t make the list.
We know we don’t get out of the blogcave very often so we’re pretty pale and doughy. But our mom tells us we’re cute as the dickens!
Queer bloggerists who did get a shoutout include Dlisted‘s Michael K, Peter from Pjyak and dreamy DILF John from SissyDude (the three lads on our feature image), as well as Jared from Just Jared (below), Andy Towle from Towleroad, Brian Moylan of Gawker, 
Buzzfeed’s Matt Stopera (above) and Rich from FourFour (who totally cheated by including a photo of his kitty. We have two cats!)
WoW even gave smooches to girl bloggers—girls!—like the ladies of Jezebel, GoFugYourself and Teacups & Couture.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
Excuse us while we go eat an entire panettone.
We kid, of course—we love all these boys and girls and wish them much joy and love in 2012.
But if one of them should have a mildly disfiguring accident in the new year we wouldn’t mind.
Images via DListed, Just Jared, Matt Stopera, SissyDude, Piyak
dazzer
Please don’t belittle yourselves, various Queerty sex gods (that’s our job), and anyway Daniel Villareal was named a top blogger by The Sword.
Lou Scunt
I don’t think you have to tweet anyone, and not surprised you did not make the list. You just have to be a good, entertaining blogger. Clearly, Queerty is not. Sorry. The truth hurts.
Bryan
Just like I suspected, Michael K does look like the bitchy queen he is. Not surprised. Oh and Andy Towle is hot.
Kylew
I think you’d need to climb out of the gutter to have a chance.
CBRad
Why would you want to be on that horrid list anyway??! Andrew Towle? A vicious bartender who virtually invents stories and then hides under the bed from any criticism. Jezebel? The all-men-are-evil blog.
Wesley Horace
“I don’t think you have to tweet anyone, and not surprised you did not make the list. You just have to be a good, entertaining blogger. Clearly, Queerty is not. Sorry. The truth hurts.”
AMEN.
Matt
Jared from Just Jared?
LOL! That bitch sleeps with Hollywood PR and supports bearding.
WillBFair
Darling faces. Don’t you feel bad. I looked at some of those blogs and they are way shallow.
Despite the many typos, you guys are the wittiest queens on the net. Happy New Year!
Excuse me now. The party starts in three hours, which is hardly enough time to navigate the ensemblu.
Esculapio Mitiríades Torquemada de la Cueva
Sorry, Queerty, but you guys are pretty awful. No offense.
Hyhybt
@Lou Scunt: @Wesley Horace: So why do you come here anyway?
Bryan
@Wesley Horace: If that’s true then why is Just Jared there? He features none of those things you mention. I find Queerty a lot more entertaining and it’s a better blog, and this is coming from someone who’s not that big of a fan of this place.
Kyle412
Andy Towle is a little person.
Kylew
@Hyhybt: Like a lot of people, I daresay they come here because appallingly badly delivered news is still better than no news at all.
MattGMD
Perhaps some viewers think typos will make the sky fall from the sky.
Every best wish for a safe, healthy and Happy New Year.