We got a strange notice in our inbox today from someone purporting to represent Kevin Michael Barba, an 18-year-old gayby and newly minted royalty in New York’s gay social scene. So new, in fact, that we’ve never heard of him—and we’ve heard of everybody.
Don’t worry, though, Barba’s people are on it. They are hiring a P.R. firm to get the word out. From Gawker:
Kevin Michael Barba is an openly gay, up and coming New York socialite who is currently seeking the help of a PR firm to help him gain recognition and press opportunities. Mr. Barba currently travels between homes in Manhattan, Palm Beach, and The Northfork of Long Island. With millions of dollars at his disposal, this 18 year old personality is ready to move to the forefront of society and let his personality, style, and panache grab headlines.
- He’s a Scorpio who hails from Suffolk Country, Long Island
- He’s studying interior design at Parsons.
- He co-directed an amateur production of The Wild Party
- He’s been known to spend $250 on pillowcases
- He’s a Renthead
Wow, if Logo ever does an underage version of The A List (and they totally should) he’d be the Derek.
mike128
Please dont even write anything about this guy. You’re giving him exactly what he wants.
christopher di spirito
In order to compete with Kim Kardashian, this twink will need to start dating African American basketball players and move to Calabasas, CA.
Who knows? Maybe Kris Jenner can adopt him and start whoring him out like she whores out her kids?
Rob
Mmmmm…Millions of dollars at his disposal eh? I believe I can help this kid out. 🙂
Jake
“The Mask” is calling, he wants his teeth back!
mike
Sorry, I think it’s kinda adorable … so young, so naive, so cute … maybe he’ll find an agent who keeps him from becoming an “A-list” douche.
alan Balehead
Another Fabian whore!….show the money dude!!
alan Balehead
Individuals like him are exactly the reason respect and equal rights are taking so long….
catinhat
I’m confused, this is supposed to be a story about a gay guy. Why do you have that picture of a really cute lesbian posted?
QJ201
Because it’s not enough to have a silver spoon up your ass and a million dollar bank account. Guess money means nothing without fame.
ctocity
Just another fame whore…. don’t give him the time of day… He wants something for nothing…
mrbill
There is something funky here all the web stuff is 3 or less days old except for a story of a guy with the same name that died in a car accident in Salt Lake back in March ?????????
Kamuriie
“I’ve got 3 quotes on my Facebook profile, all from Glee!”
What a vapid douche.
Robbie K.
250 bucks on pillow cases…well it is always nice to have good stuff when you spend your nights biting it 😉
Reed Braden
So this twinky little tyke has shit tons of money and that’s supposed to be likable and relatable how? This whole post made me want to punch those fake $200,000 teeth out of his porcelain little face.
PLEASE stop helping the rich get famous for simply being rich. It’s time we stop idolizing the tax-free people who are fucking us all in the ass–in the bad way.
Scott
And why did you post an article about this schmuck? What does he want publicity for? He seems extremely wholesome, which in this world does NOT result in fame
Reed Braden
Oh… and his nose is bug and ugly. He should spend some of the, “millions of dollars at his disposal,” getting that catastrophe fixed. Or… you know… feeding the poor.
Reed Braden
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Dallas David
Reminds me of the old debutante, cotillion, or “coming-out” events . . .
http://www.bbcwr.us/Debutantes.html
Erik Walton
Who Cares? with all the other important issues going on why waste space on this????
hf2hvit
And he lays cable just like everybody else…
So Yo
Ah. Another world leader.
nineinchnail
Pissy little queen. Gives gays a bad name.
Janie
Drop the Bieber haircut please
Guillermo3
@Reed Braden: WOW,Reed!!,you’re as nasty as I am:Thanks!!!
Jeff
How sad. Why didn’t his parents teach him better values so he would use his wealth for doing good things, philanthropy, charity etc. I guess his view of the world is the upper east side of “Gossip Girl”. xoxo
TJ
How long before this twerp shows up on some twink porn site? I say by October.
Yumm
See a trend with those comments, Queerty? I mean, when the commentors on this site ALL agree (oh, how rare!), then you have to take notice. I’d steer clear of this type of posting in the future–unless you’re equally willing to trash the fuck out of douchebags like this.
Fagburn
He seems like a gay Rebecca Black – thinks Mummy and Daddy can even buy him celebrity…
daniel
I actually am very surprised by this interview, rich brat might actually be trying to do good…
http://boyculture.typepad.com/boy_culture/2011/08/kevin-michael-barba.html
MomsThoughts©
It seems gay socialites are all the rage…they are a dime a dozen these days….you can’t walk down the street, tweet or facebook with out interacting with a gay socialite! (I have no problem with gays, I am an advocate for equality, its the socialite part that gets me! If we are to believe twitter bios – everyone is a socialite these days!)
VRL
Wow, listen to yourselves. You guys are all a bunch of haters. Acting a lot like the people you are critizing. This kid is young and trying to do something with his life. He is going to school studing design and if you watched “The Wild Party” and “Grey Gardens” shows which he not only directed but costumed and set designed, you would see he is extremely talented in his own right. He does not need money to make him famous, he has the gift of artistic talent and an amazing work ethic. He is simply searching for all the opportunities available to him which all of us should do to enruch our lives.
VRL
Excuse my spelling errors above but you get my point. Give Kevin some time he may surprise you and just for the record he had that hair style long before anyone ever heard of Bieber.
dsas
PLEASE SOMEONE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS LITTLE FAG !
Pablo
Never saw such a loser. If he should cross the street when i am driving, i will speed up to kill him and make this world a better place 🙂