FLIGHT OF FANCY

Who Joined The Mile-High Club When Jeremy Renner “Accidentally” Popped Viagra On A Flight?

Jeremy Renner has long been the subject of gay rumors—and not just because he teamed up with Tom Cruise in the last Mission Impossible and is stepping into Matt Damon’s shoes in The Bourne Legacy.

We couldn’t get a read on the 41-year-old actor when he appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Tuesday, but he did share a rather intriguing story about accidentally taking a Viagra instead of Ambien on a long flight from L.A. to London.

Turns out Renner has trouble distinguishing a “V” from an  “A.” (A problem we’ve personally never encountered.)

The little blue pill, which came from a “friend” (of course), caused some in constriction in the pants area, but the other passengers didn’t seem to notice. The on-board crew was different matter, though: ‘The flight attendants were sort of in on the joke,” Renner told Kimmel. “They were like, “Can we get you anything, Mr. Renner?’”

We wouldn’t have bothered with such formalities—we would’ve been inflating Renner’s personal flotation device before he could hit the call button.