Don’t you be waving those 5.5 inches in Kelly Ripa’s face and expecting her to be satisfied.
Oh no, apparently it takes a whole lot of length to get her to quiet down, as her morning show cohost Michael Strahan learns.
But if you’re worried about how she’s going to manage taking the “extra-large” iPhone, stay tuned to the end of this innuendo-rife clip to learn just how big her “purse” really is.
Because penises. And vaginas. And iPhones.
Here she is making her preferences unmistakably known: