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Who Needs A Man When You Can Wear This Coat Made Entirely Of Male Chest Hair?

article-2347231-1A7A2E35000005DC-67_634x899Stop shaving your body, guys! That finger-lickin’ fur trap on your chest is so in right now that some Europeans are shelling out £2,499 just to get their hands on it!

That’s right, boys. The coat you are looking at right now is made of 100% real male chest hair—over one million strands, to be exact.

The Daily Mail reports that this fuzzy coat was commissioned by Wing Co., a company that makes “milk drinks” for men, in order to protest “clean-shaven chests and emasculating fashion.” So, it makes sense that they’ve chosen a completely hairless man to model the coat in its first ad campaign.

The coat took a team of fashion designers over 200 hours to create, and strangely enough, Wing Co. isn’t saying where they got the actual hair from.

That really doesn’t matter to us, though, because the real question here is “What does it smell like?”

It can’t smell very pleasant, judging by this model’s extremely sad reaction to it. But then again, he is covered in a million strands of someone else’s chest hair…

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6 Comments

  • Will L

    Ewww That just sounds NASTY.

  • NormdePlume

    Well, that’s positively creepy.

  • yaoming

    How is that even possible? Who has chest hair long enough to spin into yarn? (Maybe I don’t want to know.) And why couldn’t they find a model with chest hair to model it?

  • miagoodguy

    Gross

  • Mike

    Yep that’s pretty nasty. I would have to see pictures of everyone they came from and they had better be hot!

  • erasure25

    Why is human hair nasty, but animal fur not nasty? But yea, how is this possible? Can short chest hair strands be spun into yarn??

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