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Who Needs The A-List: New York When You’ve Got B-List: Brooklyn?

The A-List: New York‘s TJ says the “A” stands for “access.” But what does the “B” in B-List stand for? Brooklyn. Or “babulous.” Introducing B-List: Brooklyn stars Mike Albo, Joseph Huff-Hannon, and “up-and-coming savant Alan Schwartzenbaum,” whose idea of a babulous night out involves a cappuccino at the neighborhood cafe. Or maybe cruising Grindr. And spending the next day having cupcakes for brunch. Oh, and having your personal rabbi on speed dial? That’s very B-list.