Past lives

Who’s hotter? Young Justin Trudeau or Young Joe Biden?

 

Young Joe Biden.

And Young Justin Trudeau.

Both, so easy on the eyes.

Both dripping with charisma — and sex appeal.

But only one can be hotter.

Only one will be hotter.

And the choice is yours.

First, there’s young Justin Trudeau: 

Then, there’s young Joe Biden: 

Then, once again, Young Justin Trudeau:

Not to be outdone, here’s comes Young Joe Biden again: 

So Justin Trudeau starts playing dirty and unbuttons his shirt:

This inspires Young Joe Biden to lose his shirt altogether and brandish an adorable baby:

Young Justin Trudeau ultimately takes the high road, showing you he doesn’t need to resort to cheap tricks to make you think he’s hotter than Young Joe Biden:

Young Gerald Ford walks in, flicks back his hair like he doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing, and is all, “Oh, hey, what’cha guys talkin’ about?”

As if on cue, Young John McCain materializes on the scene to say, “I think you guys are really immature,” but so then why is he flexing? 

And it’s cute but also a little sad when Young Joe Biden is like, “Remember me? This was supposed to be between me and Trudeau.” 

And right about then is when everyone decides to get back to work for some reason.

Related: This revealing picture of Justin Trudeau has gone viral for all the right reasons