Who’s Responsible for the Octomom? Lesbians, Of Course

OctupletsAs you all know from our secret meetings where we plan out our world domination, the gays are responsible for all the world’s ills– or at least that’s what Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council believes. Our latest victory, according to the virulently homophobic jerk is to force America’s women to turn out litters of children. Nadya Suleman’s eight children are not the result of a sloppy fertility treatment, but rather, the result of procreating lesbians. You’re going to want to read this one.

Says Perkins:

“Last week, taxpayers learned that they would be partially liable for the family’s care through hundreds of dollars in food stamps and disability payments. The news fueled even more conviction that the fertility doctor should have refused the procedure. But is he really to blame–or are our courts? In California, the state Supreme Court made it virtually impossible for a physician to exercise his own judgment after two lesbians sued in 2001 for the right to be artificially inseminated over the doctors’ personal or social objections.”

That’s right. Don’t blame the physician when you can blame lesbians instead. We like the idea that in Tony Perkins’ world, everything is the work of the gays. Coffee too hot? Lesbians. Cable goes out? Lesbians. “Honey, I accidentally broke your favorite vase, but seriously, if lesbians didn’t force their vagina-shaped earthenware on us heterosexuals, this would have never happened!” Give us a break.