Why Are You Still Giving Your Loved Ones Those Heterosexual Red Roses?

THE SHOT – Why hand your bestie a bouquet of boring-ass red roses (breeder) when you can engineer your own kick-ass bouquet of rainbow roses right in your own home? All you need is some flowers (especially Chrysanthemums and Hydrangeas), a few vases each filled with different colored water, and some patience. Looks like everything’s going rainbow-colored these days.