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Why Didn’t Katy Perry Sing ‘Ur So Gay’ To Ellen DeGeneres?

Well endowed obnoxious celebrity Katy Perry is taking new husband Russell Brand’s last name, she tells Ellen on her show today. Which is going to completely upturn our campaign to be the No. 1 search result for “Katy Perry I’m A Joke.” If you’re gonna have this woman on your show, Ms. DeGeneres, the least you could do is ask why she has an pro-bullying anthem.