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Why Is Soulja Boy Uploading His Bulge to Twitter?

Caption: “Oh well it’s already on MTO, enjoy ladies”

On:           Jul 16, 2009
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    • KyleR

      I don’t understand the rappers need to cover their bodies in ink. not that some ink can’t be hot, but this is over doing it. just a little.

      Jul 16, 2009 at 4:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TANK

      tats are gross! He’s ruined his body with them. Meh.

      Jul 16, 2009 at 4:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KD108

      @KyleR: Can we please not use “rapper” to describe Soulja Boy… I feel like even calling his stuff music is taking some license anyway :-/

      Jul 16, 2009 at 4:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KD108

      His mom probably needs to tell him to take that can of air freshener out of his pants and put it back where he found it… She also needs to smack him upside the head for all of those damn tatts, they probably don’t even mean anything *smh*

      Jul 16, 2009 at 4:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Leeda

      I’m not a fan of Soulja Boy by any means but tattoo’s don’t have to mean anything!

      Jul 16, 2009 at 4:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TANK

      Even when do they do mean something, they’re trash…but more importantly, so are those who have them.

      Jul 16, 2009 at 4:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Leeda

      @TANK: Wow!

      Jul 16, 2009 at 4:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Princess Pussyfoot


      Jul 16, 2009 at 5:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      Um, if you look at Pic one…then pic number two looks……how shall I put this…um FAKE. Unless he was strapping down in pic one.

      Jul 16, 2009 at 5:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rick

      that is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GAY!

      damn he’s hung. but look at his face! forget the tats! he is sooooooooooooooo GAY! look at him suck in his cheek! the eyes!

      he has the hot i know i’m hot, i’m hung and gorgous look.

      he looks lie he’s saying you look marvelous to himself!

      Jul 16, 2009 at 5:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Qubified

      @CAM Umm…you know, some people are growers, not show-ers.

      That being said…he’s meh. His “rap” is meh (yaw trick yaw). Overall…meh.

      Jul 16, 2009 at 6:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 7SK

      @Qubified: There are growers, but I doubt Soulja Boy is SUCH a grower. That just doesn’t look real. The angles are weird (and painful to look at), and it looks misshapen. SB could be packing seven, eight inches, but not thirteen as these pictures suggest. Besides, the outline makes it seem more like something is resting on the undies than pushing down/out on them.

      Jul 16, 2009 at 6:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RainaWeather

      He’s like Derek Zoolander, one look.

      Jul 16, 2009 at 7:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marius

      Picture No. 2 is just plain ridiculous – must admit that the bathroom is nicer than Michael Stipe’s, even if it’s a hotel room.

      Jul 16, 2009 at 7:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dabq

      Never heard of him, but, two points black men really need to rethink the tat’s idea, they seldom work or look good and two, who takes a picture in a hotel bathroom and thinks its sexy, other than straight men??

      Jul 16, 2009 at 7:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dandy

      Why should black men rethink tats anymore than white men. Another typical racist remark.

      Jul 16, 2009 at 9:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • homofied

      I wish I had a bod like that. I mean jesus. If we are going to start generalizing about black men, can we all just express collective fucking jealousy over having an abdomen like his? And I bet he has never been bored in a gym in his life. Lordy lordy lordy.

      Jul 16, 2009 at 9:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shae

      …Pretty sure he has a boner in 2 and 3 and if that is his dick… god damn it is huge!!

      Jul 17, 2009 at 1:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt

      @Leeda: In general, no, but if you’re going to tattoo a *paragraph* on your chest it really ought to mean something.

      @dandy: It’s not a racist comment at all, or at least you can’t fairly call it one without knowing the poster well. When you see signs printed on dark backgrounds, do they use black lettering? No, because it doesn’t show up well and is hard to read. The fact that in the case of a tattoo the background is skin changes nothing. Which doesn’t necessarily mean someone with dark skin shouldn’t get them, only that certain designs won’t show up well. Personally, I find that in virtually every case a person with a tattoo would look better without it, but of course it’s none of my business and certainly not a moral issue!

      Jul 17, 2009 at 2:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Helga von ornstein

      Not only do I think it is real I must congratulate him on how he got to where he is. He is not a superstar but he made and promoted his own music.

      Here in NYC there are many guys out there on the corners selling their cd’s for $2 a pop. Some will even take a dollar. I was NEVER into rap but some of it DOES have a very catchy beat.

      And for those of you with inquiring minds this kid’s song posted on http://www.youtube.com (Kiss me through the phone) has received nearly 2 million hits as well. Not bad for a minor player in a business where the entire business is control by 5 major players more or less and it is up to them if you will get your song heard.

      Jul 17, 2009 at 9:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Z reveals

      What a mess!

      Jul 17, 2009 at 9:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dave Johnson

      I like the grasscloth used in a bathroom. Hadn’t thought of that.

      Jul 17, 2009 at 10:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andrew

      Goodness… is that a fencepost in your pants or are you just glad to see me…

      Jul 17, 2009 at 11:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Anony

      lmoa…look at pic 2. That is not real, its not even positioned right.

      Jul 17, 2009 at 12:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Darling Nikki

      Take the dildo out of the front of your pants and please insert it where you normally do…mmmmmkay.

      Jul 17, 2009 at 1:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt

      All these comments about it being fake, and it probably is… but on the off-chance it isn’t, maybe he’ll somehow see these posts and offer proof

      Jul 17, 2009 at 1:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam


      I don’t think the remark was racist per se. Personally I think Tattoos look fairly stupid, however if a person is very very dark complected the tattoo looks undefined, is impossible to make out and can end up looking more like a skin discoloration. It isn’t racist to point out the obvious things like “Pale people wrinkle up younger than dark complected people.” and “Tattoos look blotchy and don’t show up well on dark complected people.”

      Jul 17, 2009 at 1:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ousslander

      He needs a damn sandwich. I also preferred MTO’s post about his rant againsta crackers and white people but of course it was all said wityh non-racist intentions.

      Jul 18, 2009 at 9:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nothing

      i think it’s stupid but they can do what they want

      Jul 23, 2009 at 7:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nothing

      thats what ima be . have ink all over my body

      Jul 25, 2009 at 4:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DUH

      @KyleR: Rappers???? what about ROCK STAR??? Anytime a person of color does something they are singled out- when others have been getting “tatted up” for the longest!

      Jul 27, 2009 at 1:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DJmore

      SB is so hot, and he is hot on everything he does…

      I’d be happy to be his sux slave and his bi*ch boy and run his errands and do whatever he ask of me.

      He is so hot with that big black beautiful 10″

      Nuff said…..DJ

      Oct 16, 2009 at 5:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jessica

      y did u put dat pict on dere of ur d::::k dat vwas so nastey

      Aug 19, 2010 at 9:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tara

      Um okayy here is an idea for all of you….SOULJA BOY IS SEXY!!!! STOP RUNNING YOUR MOUTHS. none of you are famous, or even remotely close to where he is. Also he promoted all his own music so really cut him a break. It’s HIS BODY if he wants tats, and to show himself naked or whatever he can do it. Pretty sure none of you are his mom. K thanks!!!!

      Oct 6, 2010 at 1:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • matt

      i would kill to have his dick

      Sep 25, 2011 at 9:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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