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Why Jeff Gannon Could Finally Find Legal Hooker Work in Nevada

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The last remaining industry man had yet to conquer: prostitution. And now, Nevada has given the go ahead for dudes to sell themselves for money.

Because of obviously sexist lawmakers, prostitution was limited to women only because of mandatory “cervical” testing for STDs. And, as we’re told, men do not have cervixes, and thus couldn’t be tested, and thus couldn’t legally pleasure clients for money. That’s all been fixed in a unanimous vote by the state’s health board to update the language to include uretha testing, which men can, uh, comply with.

It’s just too bad that the biggest push for legal male hookers in Nevada — Hollywood madame Heidi Fleiss — has already abandoned the project.

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One Comment

  • Keith Kimmel

    Woohoo!

    {gets on cheaptickets.com to check rates to NV destinations}

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