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Why Won’t The White House Let Us Ogle Barack Obama’s Man Cleavage Anymore?

This is the official White House photo from Pete Souza, the administration’s photographer, and the only one you’ll see of President Obama shirtless on his Panama City Beach family holiday over the weekend. How come?

Conspiracy theories abound as to why the White House doesn’t want any more pec-tastic photos of the president in circulation, but it’s pretty obvious: They’re tired of all the beefcake magazine covers being snapped up by gays.

That, or like his hair going gray, his presidency is causing his chest to sag.