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Wife concerned her husband masturbates with his best friend, doesn’t know what to do about it

A woman is concerned that her husband has been regularly masturbating with his best friend for years so she’s seeking help from advice guru Rich Juzwiak over at Slate.

The woman and her husband, both in their 30s, have been together for about six years and married for two. Last year, they met up with her husband’s childhood friend and his fiancée for drinks.

At some point during the evening, the topic of sex came up. The woman says she was shocked to learn that her husband and his buddy used to jerk off together when they were younger.

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“It turns out they masturbated together as teenagers, which included ‘giving each other a hand’,” she writes. “I was taken aback by this, but they all seemed to think it was hilarious, and my husband was embarrassed, so I shrugged it off. Teenagers do things. We didn’t talk about it again.”

Cut to one year later.

The woman was at out with the fiancée for her bachelorette party when someone cracked a joke about the guys getting “too friendly” with the strippers.

“The fiancée said they were more likely to get too friendly with each other,” the woman writes. “She then started telling the group that she knew my husband, her fiancée, and at least one other guy from their friend group masturbated together into college and their 20s.”

According to the woman, the fiancée went on to say she suspected the guys still did it from time to time but “she doesn’t care because it’s ‘just jerking off.'”

“I’m now kind of paranoid about this!” the woman writes. “I did some Googling that suggested this is a fetish for some guys who are with women. Um, is it?”

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She wonders: “Is there a way I can bring this up with my husband without accusing him of cheating? If he’s hiding a major part of his sexuality, I kind of worry about what else he could be hiding.”

In his response, Juzwiak explains that the the “phenomenon of ‘straight’ masturbation clubs” is nothing new and probably nothing to worry about.

“There are guys out there who mostly have sex with women but enjoy the male bonding that comes with sitting around and busting some nuts with other men,” he writes. “As you may have noticed, spending time with naked men is fun.”

Indeed, more and more jerk off clubs  are opening up in cities around the country. They’re different from bathhouses in that oral and anal sex aren’t allowed, and, as GQ recently explained, many straight guys go to them as a way of anonymously bonding with other men and exploring sexualities without “cheating” or getting too gay.

Juzwiak continues, “So, perhaps this is not a major part of your husband’s sexuality but a minor one. The way I’m personally inclined to think about this goes something like: He could be sitting around with his buddies playing poker and holding cigars, or they could be sitting around watching porn and holding their dicks.”

Or course, if she has a problem with this, she should definitely speak up, Juzwiak says.

“If you’re in a monogamous arrangement, it’s perfectly reasonable to expect your husband to keep his hands on his own controller and not be playing another guy’s joystick,” he says. “Request more detail and clarity. He might be embarrassed, but he owes you the full story.”

“For maximum extraction potential, work from love and compassion, not shame.”

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