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‘Will & Grace’ gets real about who’s top, bottom or vers

The wait is over.

The vicious rumors can stop flying.

The public can finally rest easy without the question bouncing around the vacant halls of the collective unconscious. Carl Jung dreamed of a moment like this.

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What are the preferred sexual positions of the fictionalized world of Will & Grace, anyway?

According to the show’s official Twitter page:

Here’s a handy key to this important map:

Lawful Bottom: Larry (Tim Bagley)

Neutral Bottom: Malcolm (Alec Baldwin)

Chaotic Bottom: Beverly Leslie (Leslie Jordan)

Lawful Vers: Will Truman (Eric McCormack)

True Vers: Rosario Inés Consuelo Yolanda Salazar (Shelley Morrison)

Chaotic Vers: Jack McFarland (Sean Hayes)

Lawful Top: Vince (Bobby Cannavale)

Neutral Top: Grace Adler (Debra Messing)

Chaotic Top: Karen Walker (Megan Mullally)

But wait.

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Perhaps things aren’t so simple and tidy. Life is complicated and it seems there are quite a number of dissenting opinions on the matter.