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What are the preferred sexual positions of the fictionalized world of Will & Grace, anyway?
According to the show’s official Twitter page:
We placed the #WillAndGrace characters.
DISCUSS. pic.twitter.com/QfuqSan7x3
— Will & Grace (@WillAndGrace) May 1, 2018
Here’s a handy key to this important map:
Lawful Bottom: Larry (Tim Bagley)
Neutral Bottom: Malcolm (Alec Baldwin)
Chaotic Bottom: Beverly Leslie (Leslie Jordan)
Lawful Vers: Will Truman (Eric McCormack)
True Vers: Rosario Inés Consuelo Yolanda Salazar (Shelley Morrison)
Chaotic Vers: Jack McFarland (Sean Hayes)
Lawful Top: Vince (Bobby Cannavale)
Neutral Top: Grace Adler (Debra Messing)
Chaotic Top: Karen Walker (Megan Mullally)
But wait.
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Perhaps things aren’t so simple and tidy. Life is complicated and it seems there are quite a number of dissenting opinions on the matter.
Vince is the kinda guy we all hope is a top, being tall, dark and handsome and all, but is almost always is a bottom. I say flip lawful bottom and lawful top, neutral bottom and neutral top and chaotic bottom and chaotic vers and this would then be accurate.
— Chase Wulff (@ChaseTheMusical) May 2, 2018
But the episode in which Karen was sleeping in her limo Rosie was spooning her from behind. Jack even said Karen’s a bottom. Who has a better gaydar than Jack?
— Christos Polydorou (@eatartdaily) May 2, 2018
Swap Grace and Malcolm around and you’re good to go. ??
— ? Jake ? (@Being_Jake) May 1, 2018
Jack: Bottom, Grace: Bottom, Karen: Vers, Malcom: Top to the extreme, Larry: Bottom, Will: Vers/Bottom, Vince: Top, Bev: Extreme Bottom, Rosario: Vers. Those are my opinions. ?
— Andre Perry-Winter (@whathedre) May 1, 2018
Doesn’t Grace say she just lies there? Kinda feel like she’d be the Neutral Bottom. Malcom seems more aggressive so Neutral top would make sense. pic.twitter.com/XELeHSC3eM
— A.M. Diaz (@amdiazart) May 1, 2018
PinkoOfTheGange
WTH is Lawful, Neutral, and Chaotic?
chris33133
Ya beat me to it. What are these descriptives all about?????
Charlie in Charge
This is a reference to character alignments in Dungeons & Dragons in which characters could be Lawful Good, Neutral Evil etc. There were nine possibilities. Over the last few years a lot of different fandoms have made D&D alignment charts for the characters in their fandom and it looks like W&G team had some fun with it.
ElPillo
I got lawful top for Vince because he’s a cop but that was it
dustashed
ahh finally a chart I could understand. Also yes, it was originally Dungeons and Dragons but a lot of different games have adopted and expanded upon the original alignment charts.