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Will Madonna Let A Nipple Slip During The Super Bowl Halftime Show?

Rumor is that Madonna will perform during the Super Bowl XLVI halftime show. A percentage of the gays will watch just because she’s performing, a percentage will watch because they actually care about who wins , and a percentage will watch the commercials while cruising the 7-layer dip. However, another small percentage of gays will watch just to see if Madonna’s boob pops out like Janet Jackson’s did during the 2004 Super Bowl. Start placing your bets on which song Madonna will grace with her boob. Our money’s on “Dance 2night.”

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