Pretend Time With Nick Swardson, the new Comedy Central sketch show that premiered last night featuring that Reno 911! hooker, went gay right out of the door. With guest star Ryan Phillippe trying to get into a bar, he encounters a gay bouncer robot with a crush. Pick up line: “I can tell that you’re very wise. … Underneath your insecurity is a soul deeper than a Grand Canyon made out of dreams and whispers.” Television, now brainwashing children to be homo and robotsexual.
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